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Steam Grand Prix 2019
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Sanctus: 2000 years ago, the Dark Knight Sparda turned against his demon brethren and took up his sword for the sake of mankind. Though despite his brave efforts in our names, I fear some have forgotten the truth of that great sacrifice. If the events of that terrible time were to reoccur, the fusing of both the demonic and human realms, we, weak humans, would have no means by which to oppose our submission. And so I ask you to unite! And pray that even if such a dark time of chaos were to revisit us, our gracious Savior would shelter us from the storm. Let us pray!



Kyrie: Nero… What’s wrong?



Nero: I’m outta here.



Kyrie: But it’s not over yet…



Nero: All this preaching is putting me to sleep.



Credo: Your holiness!

No!



Credo!



Nero: Kyrie!



Kyrie: Nero!



Nero: Kyrie! Go with your brother and get outta here!



Credo: I will return with help! You stall him until then!



Nero: I won’t hold my breath.

You got a jacked up notion of fair play pal. And it’s beginning to piss me off.



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Nero: I guess this doesn’t quite cut it.

What’s the point of packin’ a sword like that if you aren’t even gonna use it?



Dante: You got a trick up your sleeve.



Nero: I thought the cat had your tongue. But if it’s a trick you’re looking for…



Dante: Looks like you too, are a…



Nero: Hate to interrupt, but I wanna wrap this show up before the cavalry arrives.



Dante: So you’re lookin’ to play huh? Alright, I guess I got some time to kill…



Nero: Tough guy, huh? Well…

I think I’ll have to take you down a couple notches.



Dante: Whatever you say, kid.



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Dante: Getting better…

I would even go as far as to say that I underestimated your… abilities.



Nero: You aren’t human, are you?



Dante: We’re the same… you and…. I… and them…

Though I suspect you carry something different from the others.



Nero: What are you talking about?



Dante: You’ll come to learn the meaning soon enough. But... business beckons.



Nero: Hey!



Dante: Adios, kid!
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as we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor in this video stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat ice cream but his friend retorts at him, saying he can only have a spoon full, nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language and reveals that he is indeed in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to just be casually in possession of a massive spoon to eat ice cream with. It is completely unorthodox and uncalled for. This is why the video is so humorous and was put on the 2012 Epic Vine compilation playlist on Youtube.