I've been complaining to the police for months that he's been gnawing the bark off the trees around my house. The police keep saying it's beavers, but beavers don't leave human footprints, and definitely didn't ♥♥♥♥ on my floor while I was at B&Q

dwagon

Hans get the flammenwerfer
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Ive just come from a work event

Happy birthday btw big man, can't believe you're already 30. Where does the time go?