Introducing the latest breakthrough in military technology: our new weaponized robot assembled from crudely welded hamsters! This unconventional yet highly effective creation merges innovative design with a touch of unexpected ingenuity. Each hamster, meticulously welded into place, contributes to a unique robot that is not only functional but also incredibly durable. The robot has undergone rigorous testing to ensure it meets the highest standards of military precision and resilience. As part of the US Army's cutting-edge arsenal, this robot is set to revolutionize the battlefield with its surprising capabilities. And now, we’re excited to announce the launch of Phase Omega of the weaponized robot hamster. This next stage promises to enhance its tactical performance and operational effectiveness, pushing the boundaries of modern warfare technology. Stay tuned for what's to come!

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You are the newest crew member aboard the Star Pursuit on its mission to find and terraform planets suitable for life. To your surprise you are the only male on the ship with the other crew members being three beautiful women with very large breasts.

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Hey Zan, so I learned a lot during the uni ham trials. Phase one was successful and the quad hamster has been assembled. I did not use tig welds this time. I actually used loctite 495 and now I have a bond that is crossing theoretical limits. Phase 2 is going to weaponize the quad hamster (QDHAM495). This will consist of covering the quad hamster a pair of Hercules Level IV Ceramic Body Armor plates. This will make the quad ham virtually indestructible and immune to any and all incoming fire. I am looking forward to the debrief we will have later in phase 3. Hail Hyrdra

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