And for the first time ever, Phase Omega features an ergonomically designed joystick optimized for left-handed operators—because total destruction should be inclusive.

With nuclear power coursing through its hamster-packed chassis, Phase Omega redefines tactical superiority. This isn't just warfare. It's whisker-fueled revolution.

Phase Omega has launched. The battlefield will never be the same.

Brace yourselves for the next evolution in mechanized mayhem: introducing Phase Omega—the nuclear-powered upgrade of our already-legendary weaponized hamster robot.

Building upon the groundbreaking success of our crudely welded, TIG-fused hamster technology, Phase Omega features a jaw-dropping 20x increase in hamster volume. That’s right—more hamsters, more welding, more war-bot. Each furry unit is precision-placed using advanced chaos-aligned welding techniques to maximize aggression, durability, and sheer unpredictability.

But we didn’t stop there. Phase Omega is now powered by Element H₉, a synthetically engineered substance developed in a top-secret underground cheese reactor. This element energizes the hamsters directly—no electricity required. The result? A squeak-fueled fury machine that laughs in the face of conventional power grids.

Introducing the latest breakthrough in military technology: our new weaponized robot assembled from crudely welded hamsters! This unconventional yet highly effective creation merges innovative design with a touch of unexpected ingenuity. Each hamster, meticulously welded into place, contributes to a unique robot that is not only functional but also incredibly durable. The robot has undergone rigorous testing to ensure it meets the highest standards of military precision and resilience. As part of the US Army's cutting-edge arsenal, this robot is set to revolutionize the battlefield with its surprising capabilities. And now, we’re excited to announce the launch of Phase Omega of the weaponized robot hamster. This next stage promises to enhance its tactical performance and operational effectiveness, pushing the boundaries of modern warfare technology. Stay tuned for what's to come!

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