Recent reviews by Chinese Meal Enjoyer

The only problem with this game is that not enough people play it. Because there are such few players, the matchmaking has a hard time putting players into even and balanced matches.

There are minor flaws, but overall the game is great. Highly recommend.

It's Skyrim that looks, runs, and feels better. Bethesda took Skyrim (which was an absolute masterpiece) and proceeded to make the experience of playing that much more enjoyable. Yeah the concept is a dumb cop-out, but it's still Skyrim and it's still fantastic.

You can eat dog food.

This game used to be fantastic. One of my absolute favorite games, in fact. However, now that the game is somewhat popular, the devs have jacked the prices for everything way up. They doubled weapons, vehicle, modification, and repair prices, and they made XP collection an absolute nightmare. Unless, of course, you want to pay. It's very easy to tell who pays and who doesn't, because the people who pay are the ones who are driving around in heavy tanks, or running around blasting people with unbelievably OP guns, while the people who don't pay are the ones who get turned to hamburger by those who do. This game used to be great, but nowadays it's just a pay-to-win pile of ♥♥♥♥.

I didn't notice a lot of a difference when I installed it, but I accidentally unchecked it when I was changing my load order, and it does make a very noticeable difference compared to the normal textures.

There's a mission where you're pulled on a pony cart by a pimp whose only voice is autotune, escaping from a BDSM club, chased by rival gangsters who are also in pony carts.

I feel like the makers of this game were on drugs for the entire time they developed it.

11/10.

Every time I find a new ending I question life, the universe, and everything. 10/10.

Utterly fantastic. It's infinitely replayable. It's one of the few games where I welcome frustration, and I feel as though I bond with the crew of my ship, and it brings a tear to my eye when one of them dies. 9/10, one of the best games I've played in too damn long.

I can't hate it. Great gameplay, decent plot, decent characters. Did get tired of questioning idiots and looking for clues though.

Snuck up to a guard's patrol, shot him in the eye with a bow.
"Who's there?"
*waits a minute*
"Must have been my imagination." (Arrow is still visibly in his eye.)

Best game ever. 11/10