UNDISPUTED KING OF PUBSTOMPING. 3.9K ELO, I'VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE 2007. ULTIMATE DESTROYER, I CAN TOPSCORE EASILY. BE SCARED OF ME. I AM THE LAST FACE YOU SEE IN NIGHTMARES.



“But before I go… Smiley? I used to tease you a lot, because I didn’t understand you. But now, I realize you’re a true role model for me. And… you have a beautiful smile.” -Phil Eggtree