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golden retriever bf 16 Feb, 2021 @ 9:27am 
Love how you removed GoT as a favorite TV show. Don't blame you bro
golden retriever bf 16 Feb, 2021 @ 9:17am 
someone hacked him and I didn't even know

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87th Capt. POTUS 14 Sep, 2020 @ 8:23am 
Scammer
DEEK 14 Sep, 2020 @ 7:57am 
F's in chat for gluk's account being taken over by scammers
Imthebush 14 Sep, 2020 @ 5:03am 
Walrus URGENT MESSAGE, Someone has phished your account and is trying to send me a scam link, I know about it because it's happened to me before, when you read this change your user / pass / email and go into the API settings and they will have put an API on your account, they will probably block / remove me and a bunch of other friends, but they don't check the comments so you should get this message, I haven't removed you it's the hacker.
Ray Bans™ 14 Sep, 2020 @ 5:03am 
RIP Account lol
ℒ𝓸𝓵𝓸 ♡ 13 Sep, 2020 @ 7:13pm 
►My name is Mitch
►College Student at Purdue University
►History Major with a focus on Secondary Education and Sociology
►I am 21 years old
►I have interests in History, Politics, and Philosophy
►Game of Thrones is my favorite show (besides comedy)
►It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my other favorite show
►I work at a casino as a Table Games Dealer
►I play historical video games, mostly Mount & Blade: Napoleonic Wars or anything in the Total War series
Mitch Mapleton 28 Aug, 2020 @ 10:34am 
I am currently in the process of cleaning my friends list. If you are receiving this comment, I haven't spoken to you in a while. If you still have any interest in chatting or being in my Napoleonic regiment, just leave a comment on my profile or add me again.
VetroG 9 Jun, 2020 @ 1:35pm 
I miss you dad
Moo|.\\ 24 Apr, 2020 @ 11:14pm 
►My name is Mitch
►College Student at Purdue University
►History Major with a focus on Secondary Education and Sociology
►I am 21 years old
►I have interests in History, Politics, and Philosophy
►Game of Thrones is my favorite show (besides comedy)
►It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my other favorite show
►I work at a casino as a Table Games Dealer
►I play historical video games, mostly Mount & Blade: Napoleonic Wars or anything in the Total War series
golden retriever bf 12 Jan, 2020 @ 7:35am 
4eGren reform when
ShuBee 22 Oct, 2019 @ 9:41pm 
►My name is Mitch
►College Student at Purdue University
►History Major with a focus on Secondary Education and Sociology
►I am 21 years old
►I have interests in History, Politics, and Philosophy
►Game of Thrones is my favorite show (besides comedy)
►It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my other favorite show
►I work at a casino as a Table Games Dealer
►I play historical video games, mostly Mount & Blade: Napoleonic Wars or anything in the Total War series
golden retriever bf 8 Sep, 2019 @ 6:39am 
Even after S8???
golden retriever bf 8 Sep, 2019 @ 6:39am 
►Game of Thrones is my favorite show (besides comedy)
ShuBee 29 Jun, 2019 @ 9:22pm 
Mape Railman
LilCutie32 29 Jun, 2019 @ 9:21pm 
Mill Kailman
golden retriever bf 22 Jun, 2019 @ 3:50pm 
+rep stayed at my house
Mitch Mapleton 12 May, 2019 @ 5:04pm 
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Poooooooooo 22 Nov, 2017 @ 4:53pm 
Don't worry good sir! It'll all work out! Trust me! When I was a wee lad, sticking my ♥♥♥♥ into cucumber for hours on end, all I could do was train myself. I spent hours at a time focusing all my energy into not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Truly it was a masterful endeavor. Worth your time! You just have to believe in the power of the cucumber. It will guide you to a prolonged period of sexual intercourse. I mean, look at me! I'm up to 10 seconds now!
golden retriever bf 22 Jul, 2017 @ 1:13am 
< ̄`ヽ、       /  ̄ >
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ShuBee 2 Jul, 2017 @ 4:08am 
You're a very beautiful human being, I enjoy your existence everyday you are here. I wish I could see you some more, you are like a blossoming flower. You are growing everyday, you are styling your hair, you are growing breasts, you've had your first period! Such a unique musk you produce. Why can't you come to my house more often? Remember when I used to make you homemade cookies? They were the best. We'd play all the games and you'd always win! I know your mommy is worried, but she doesn't need to worry, tell her that. And mommy doesn't have to know we play together right? Come to the park after school, I'll pick you up, does that sound good?
COW 20 Jun, 2017 @ 11:20pm 
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Poooooooooo 19 Jun, 2017 @ 12:51am 
We're sorry to hear that, can we regain your business? Maybe we put ♥♥♥ in your soda instead?
The Walrus 19 Jun, 2017 @ 12:07am 
Sorry mike but i will be refraining from ordering your subs any longer because apparently a person can't enjoy pubes and anime titties on their subs in this country. I thought this was america...
Poooooooooo 18 Jun, 2017 @ 10:35pm 
Hello, this is Mike, from Mikes Subs, we had an order about 15 minutes ago containing the recipies of a meatball sub, however you wanted pubic hair and anime tits on this order. Sir, without being too blunt, we do not provide those services, and would greatly enjoy if you refrained from ordering such again. Thank you for your understanding.
Chrissy 13 Jun, 2017 @ 7:54am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
The Walrus 9 Jun, 2017 @ 4:32am 
nice meme
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COW 18 May, 2017 @ 10:59pm 
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Send these SWASTIKAS to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 9 youre a TRUE NAZI!
COW 2 May, 2017 @ 6:08pm 
cuck,
likes AntiFa and Feminism
get the gas
golden retriever bf 21 Apr, 2017 @ 2:01pm 
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The Walrus 17 Apr, 2017 @ 10:32pm 
Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.

Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

My armiiu nashu rastili v srazheniakh,
Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetem!
My v bitvakh reshaem sudbu pokolenij,
My k slave Otchiznu svoiu povedem!

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Slavy narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
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Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
COW 10 Apr, 2017 @ 12:44pm 
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Kuni 26 Feb, 2017 @ 6:04am 
Dank Meme :steamhappy:
The Walrus 26 Feb, 2017 @ 1:40am 
piss off, all of ya!
VetroG 25 Feb, 2017 @ 8:23am 
This is a dank profile
golden retriever bf 25 Feb, 2017 @ 5:50am 
wtf am I gonna do with you
Kuni 23 Feb, 2017 @ 7:31pm 
god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3
VetroG 14 Feb, 2017 @ 9:31pm 
4e | GlukTheWalrus: people who watch that should have to go through another holocaust
COW 29 Jan, 2017 @ 2:11am 
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golden retriever bf 22 Jan, 2017 @ 6:37pm 
Inshallah for the Mujahideen
COW 4 Jan, 2017 @ 11:10pm 
big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that plays world of warcraft
golden retriever bf 17 Dec, 2016 @ 2:19am 
It starts off as a little innocent historical appreciation of all things Prussian. Then slowly, you find yourself calling it Königsberg not Kaliningrad. You play all those computer strategy games, always choosing Germany and trying to establish your own little digital 4th Reich. Next thing you know you're wearing combat boots and chain wallets with Iron Cross symbols to school. Eventually you get accused of being a Nazi, to which you reply that "the Wehrmacht never did anything bad, it was the SS that were Nazis." You terrify your local neighborhood with your badass all black Wehrmacht officer's trench coat and cap. You annihilate any and all Nazi accusations with a lightning-fast and devastating "Rommel did nothing wrong." Everything's going awesome until one day somebody's had enough of your ♥♥♥♥-- Ivan smashes you over the head with a hammer and sickle-- "GTFO CYKA!" You collapse and he pisses over your body while chugging a bottle of vodka.
COW 14 Dec, 2016 @ 6:28pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
ShuBee 5 Dec, 2016 @ 6:46pm 
OHOHOOHOHOH ME AND MY JAPANESE WALRUS NAME
The Walrus 2 Dec, 2016 @ 11:19pm 
peace be with you to brother, praise allah!
COW 2 Dec, 2016 @ 7:54pm 
FriEND.
BoyfriEND.
GirlfriEND.
BestfriEND.
Islam.

All these things have an END except ISLAM. Just know that Allah's love for you is eternal. Peace be with you, Brother.
COW 2 Dec, 2016 @ 3:39pm 
:GoldenT::GoldenR::GoldenU::GoldenM::GoldenP:
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