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golden retriever bf 16 Şub 2021 @ 9:27 
Love how you removed GoT as a favorite TV show. Don't blame you bro
golden retriever bf 16 Şub 2021 @ 9:17 
someone hacked him and I didn't even know

ez
87th Capt. POTUS 14 Eyl 2020 @ 8:23 
Scammer
DEEK 14 Eyl 2020 @ 7:57 
F's in chat for gluk's account being taken over by scammers
Imthebush 14 Eyl 2020 @ 5:03 
Walrus URGENT MESSAGE, Someone has phished your account and is trying to send me a scam link, I know about it because it's happened to me before, when you read this change your user / pass / email and go into the API settings and they will have put an API on your account, they will probably block / remove me and a bunch of other friends, but they don't check the comments so you should get this message, I haven't removed you it's the hacker.
Ray Bans™ 14 Eyl 2020 @ 5:03 
RIP Account lol
ℒ𝓸𝓵𝓸 ♡ 13 Eyl 2020 @ 19:13 
►My name is Mitch
►College Student at Purdue University
►History Major with a focus on Secondary Education and Sociology
►I am 21 years old
►I have interests in History, Politics, and Philosophy
►Game of Thrones is my favorite show (besides comedy)
►It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my other favorite show
►I work at a casino as a Table Games Dealer
►I play historical video games, mostly Mount & Blade: Napoleonic Wars or anything in the Total War series
Mitch Mapleton 28 Ağu 2020 @ 10:34 
I am currently in the process of cleaning my friends list. If you are receiving this comment, I haven't spoken to you in a while. If you still have any interest in chatting or being in my Napoleonic regiment, just leave a comment on my profile or add me again.
VetroG 9 Haz 2020 @ 13:35 
I miss you dad
Moo|.\\ 24 Nis 2020 @ 23:14 
►My name is Mitch
►College Student at Purdue University
►History Major with a focus on Secondary Education and Sociology
►I am 21 years old
►I have interests in History, Politics, and Philosophy
►Game of Thrones is my favorite show (besides comedy)
►It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my other favorite show
►I work at a casino as a Table Games Dealer
►I play historical video games, mostly Mount & Blade: Napoleonic Wars or anything in the Total War series
golden retriever bf 12 Oca 2020 @ 7:35 
4eGren reform when
ShuBee 22 Eki 2019 @ 21:41 
►My name is Mitch
►College Student at Purdue University
►History Major with a focus on Secondary Education and Sociology
►I am 21 years old
►I have interests in History, Politics, and Philosophy
►Game of Thrones is my favorite show (besides comedy)
►It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my other favorite show
►I work at a casino as a Table Games Dealer
►I play historical video games, mostly Mount & Blade: Napoleonic Wars or anything in the Total War series
golden retriever bf 8 Eyl 2019 @ 6:39 
Even after S8???
golden retriever bf 8 Eyl 2019 @ 6:39 
►Game of Thrones is my favorite show (besides comedy)
ShuBee 29 Haz 2019 @ 21:22 
Mape Railman
LilCutie32 29 Haz 2019 @ 21:21 
Mill Kailman
golden retriever bf 22 Haz 2019 @ 15:50 
+rep stayed at my house
Mitch Mapleton 12 May 2019 @ 17:04 
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Poooooooooo 22 Kas 2017 @ 16:53 
Don't worry good sir! It'll all work out! Trust me! When I was a wee lad, sticking my ♥♥♥♥ into cucumber for hours on end, all I could do was train myself. I spent hours at a time focusing all my energy into not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Truly it was a masterful endeavor. Worth your time! You just have to believe in the power of the cucumber. It will guide you to a prolonged period of sexual intercourse. I mean, look at me! I'm up to 10 seconds now!
golden retriever bf 22 Tem 2017 @ 1:13 
< ̄`ヽ、       /  ̄ >
 ゝ、  \ /⌒ヽ,ノ   /´
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     >     ,ノ
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ShuBee 2 Tem 2017 @ 4:08 
You're a very beautiful human being, I enjoy your existence everyday you are here. I wish I could see you some more, you are like a blossoming flower. You are growing everyday, you are styling your hair, you are growing breasts, you've had your first period! Such a unique musk you produce. Why can't you come to my house more often? Remember when I used to make you homemade cookies? They were the best. We'd play all the games and you'd always win! I know your mommy is worried, but she doesn't need to worry, tell her that. And mommy doesn't have to know we play together right? Come to the park after school, I'll pick you up, does that sound good?
COW 20 Haz 2017 @ 23:20 
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Poooooooooo 19 Haz 2017 @ 0:51 
We're sorry to hear that, can we regain your business? Maybe we put ♥♥♥ in your soda instead?
The Walrus 19 Haz 2017 @ 0:07 
Sorry mike but i will be refraining from ordering your subs any longer because apparently a person can't enjoy pubes and anime titties on their subs in this country. I thought this was america...
Poooooooooo 18 Haz 2017 @ 22:35 
Hello, this is Mike, from Mikes Subs, we had an order about 15 minutes ago containing the recipies of a meatball sub, however you wanted pubic hair and anime tits on this order. Sir, without being too blunt, we do not provide those services, and would greatly enjoy if you refrained from ordering such again. Thank you for your understanding.
Chrissy 13 Haz 2017 @ 7:54 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
The Walrus 9 Haz 2017 @ 4:32 
nice meme
purplish 8 Haz 2017 @ 21:08 
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COW 18 May 2017 @ 22:59 
IF U WERE ROBBED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT HELP UR ASS CUZ ID B ON THE BLOCK SALUTING OUR TRUE FUHRER

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Send these SWASTIKAS to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 9 youre a TRUE NAZI!
COW 2 May 2017 @ 18:08 
cuck,
likes AntiFa and Feminism
get the gas
golden retriever bf 21 Nis 2017 @ 14:01 
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The Walrus 17 Nis 2017 @ 22:32 
Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
♥♥♥♥ ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.

Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
♥♥♥♥ ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

My armiiu nashu rastili v srazheniakh,
Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetem!
My v bitvakh reshaem sudbu pokolenij,
My k slave Otchiznu svoiu povedem!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Slavy narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
♥♥♥♥ ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
COW 10 Nis 2017 @ 12:44 
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Kuni 26 Şub 2017 @ 6:04 
Dank Meme :steamhappy:
The Walrus 26 Şub 2017 @ 1:40 
piss off, all of ya!
VetroG 25 Şub 2017 @ 8:23 
This is a dank profile
golden retriever bf 25 Şub 2017 @ 5:50 
wtf am I gonna do with you
Kuni 23 Şub 2017 @ 19:31 
god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3
VetroG 14 Şub 2017 @ 21:31 
4e | GlukTheWalrus: people who watch that should have to go through another holocaust
COW 29 Oca 2017 @ 2:11 
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golden retriever bf 22 Oca 2017 @ 18:37 
Inshallah for the Mujahideen
COW 4 Oca 2017 @ 23:10 
big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that plays world of warcraft
golden retriever bf 17 Ara 2016 @ 2:19 
It starts off as a little innocent historical appreciation of all things Prussian. Then slowly, you find yourself calling it Königsberg not Kaliningrad. You play all those computer strategy games, always choosing Germany and trying to establish your own little digital 4th Reich. Next thing you know you're wearing combat boots and chain wallets with Iron Cross symbols to school. Eventually you get accused of being a Nazi, to which you reply that "the Wehrmacht never did anything bad, it was the SS that were Nazis." You terrify your local neighborhood with your badass all black Wehrmacht officer's trench coat and cap. You annihilate any and all Nazi accusations with a lightning-fast and devastating "Rommel did nothing wrong." Everything's going awesome until one day somebody's had enough of your ♥♥♥♥-- Ivan smashes you over the head with a hammer and sickle-- "GTFO CYKA!" You collapse and he pisses over your body while chugging a bottle of vodka.
COW 14 Ara 2016 @ 18:28 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
ShuBee 5 Ara 2016 @ 18:46 
OHOHOOHOHOH ME AND MY JAPANESE WALRUS NAME
The Walrus 2 Ara 2016 @ 23:19 
peace be with you to brother, praise allah!
COW 2 Ara 2016 @ 19:54 
FriEND.
BoyfriEND.
GirlfriEND.
BestfriEND.
Islam.

All these things have an END except ISLAM. Just know that Allah's love for you is eternal. Peace be with you, Brother.
COW 2 Ara 2016 @ 15:39 
:GoldenT::GoldenR::GoldenU::GoldenM::GoldenP:
:GoldenM::GoldenA::GoldenG::GoldenA: