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Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A blind man came to watch fair play
A mute man came to shout "hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop the two dead boys
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block
In a two story house on a vacant lot
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in the thigh
He crashed through a wall without making a sound
Into a dry ditch and suddenly drowned
A long black hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life and is still gone today
I watched from the corner of a big round table
The only eyewitness to the facts of my fable
But if you doubt my lies are true
Just ask the blind man he saw it too.