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3 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This was not fun. Movement felt like I was going through gravy. Gunplay felt really sluggish to me, I didn't particularly enjoy it. Against AI, Bigfoot got stuck in rocks and logs, and we were able to mag dump him to death with no challenge. Lobby names hardly showed up trying to play with my brothers. Voice chat in game doesn't seem to work, had to use discord. I played a match as Bigfoot and all the moves were glitched, i saw no red mist for example.

This game was released in 2017 and in 90 minutes i experienced more glitches than i ever should have. My brothers are telling me I had a horrible bad luck experience but, i feel like this needs much more quality control. I did not enjoy it. 4/10.
Posted 3 November. Last edited 3 November.
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24 people found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record
This is a classic game that I use to play in school computer lab of all places.

It is a little outdated, it is in 4:3 aspect ratio, the gameplay is simple and can be too easy even on hard mode. This game was made for kids back in 1997, that is very important to keep in mind for newcomers.

The charm of this game is absolutely unmatched. Each kid has a walk up and home run track, each kid have simple to understand stats that influence how they play. They have a stance system, pointing in, neutral or out of the strike zone to make hitting skewed pitches easier. They also have a power up system for pitches and batters that is simple and don't come up too often to get tiring or annoying if used against you. The game leans arcade feeling, but keeps excellent stats for such a simple game. But it is still a hell of a time.

This game is 100% worth a try for anyone, even if you don't have nostalgia for this game, but for those who do, this game is just as good as you remember it. For such an easy to run game, and low price, such a nice pick up. No need for complicated emulators to try to run it either. 8/10, you should try it.
Posted 25 October. Last edited 25 October.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
After getting all but one achievement, I feel like I've played enough to give this game a review and I do recommend it. It's a game I would rather play in quick bursts, not burning myself out on it, but turning it on when i have a little downtime and going on a run or two with my plane

It's a shooter, you're a plane shooting other planes, all while collecting powerups and trying to get the highest score. It's a very retro feeling game, which are ones I quite enjoy. You feel powerful when you have all the power-up's which does not take that long in the game. Rounds can drag on a bit taking a little while to ramp up in difficulty enough to keep you on your toes until a good few minutes in.

It's simple but effective boredom game. 6/10
Posted 22 March, 2023.
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2.1 hrs on record
This is a simple, play-in-quick-bursts type game. It is reflexed based, you work to move your triangle through the slew of changing walls that can stop your progress. It can get very fast paced and pretty addicting if you let yourself get into it.

My favorite part of this game is actually the music which is a mix of EDM type beats and retro-sounding square wave material. It's very energetic and keeps you into the game as you try to beat your time. You will lose a lot, especially on the harder levels, but if you want a game to play in quick bursts while you're not listening to your lectures, I recommend! 7/10
Posted 22 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
18.0 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
A friend put me on this game, and I liked it enough to buy the super edition, even though it is a free game. It is just a cute little battle royale game with animals in a top-down 2-D nature. There are a variety of weapons to loot solo, duos or squads, while trying to be the last team standing.

The subtle cuteness of the game and the little hidden lore bits (Praise Banan) in the game make it a blast to play, especially with like-minded company. I think you should try it out, especially since it's small, only 1 gig, not graphically intensive at all, and best of all: FREE.
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
52.5 hrs on record (49.1 hrs at review time)
**This game was gifted to me by a friend, not affiliated with the game in any way**

A friend gifted this to me, and it was a nice surprise. I did not expect such a good game when I first booted it on. But I got greeted with a pretty fair, decently balanced open world racing game, with all kinds of events to work on. If event-ing isn't your thing, there is a huge world to explore and just ride around in, which has become my guilty pleasure.

I was a Forza Horizon man before this, and each game has their own merits, but the fact that I could make an argument about this game being in contention with Forza Horizon 4, to me, speaks volumes to how good I think the game is. I do think you should try this one out. 7/10.
Posted 17 August, 2021.
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15 people found this review helpful
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199.0 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
This is a huge nostalgia trip for me. I use to love this game as a kid and thought I should try it again and see what I thought. MMO's are generally my go-to style of game, and this a pretty fun family-friendly game. You're basically a wizard, and you have to chose spells cards in turn-based combat. It's cartoon-y and doesn't take itself too seriously, which I like about it.

I was debating myself on whether or not I should give this a negative review because of how confined you are if you don't spend any money on the game. I personally got to level 10 and everything is blocked by a paywall the rest of the game. I made some other characters to pass the time, but playing the material gets old fast. While this is a fun game, it really sucks that you're only able to play a few hours without a subscription

I understand KingsIsle Entertainment has to make money, which is why this isn't a negative review. It is a pretty fun game for what it is. I also realize I am no longer the target audience of this game anymore, but, I can't justify adding another $10/month bill just to have a nostalgia trip. Download it, only if you're prepared buy the membership. 6/10.
Posted 5 June, 2021. Last edited 1 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
56.2 hrs on record
The Fallout series is one of classics in my eyes. Open-World games are my favorite kinds of games, and this one is one of the prime examples of the genre. Hundreds of hours of content in every direction, along with a compelling story. Compact into a familiar feeling atmosphere from previous games in the series like Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

It has the signature Bethesda feel, for better or for worse. Glitches and bugs can be common, but this is still a game well worth your time. Mods can add almost anything you want to make it a perfect wasteland just for you. You're missing out if you're reading this without having this game in your library. Pick it up. 9/10.
Posted 28 May, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
48.6 hrs on record
I could not tell you my fascination with simulation games like these, but I think I enjoy them way too much. Going through some of my played games in my library for reviews, I recall plenty of fun and peaceful hours simulating my farm in this game. It might not be as in-depth as future entries, but for some reason I think 2013 will be my favorite year for this series. It might be nostalgia, or it might just be the best one, not quite sure.

Either way, if you're interested in becoming Farmer Brown, or modding the hell out a farm until craziness ensues, then this is the game for you. I still recommend. 7/10.
Posted 28 May, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
111.0 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
I think I recommend this version of Skyrim for that rare person who has yet to play this magnificent game. Pure convenience of having the DLC's included is nice. Only problem is, getting mods to work on Special Edition can be a bit of a hassle, so if that's your thing, definitely just buy the original with the DLC's separate.

There really isn't anything else you need to know. If you haven't played it yet, do yourself a favor and do so. 9/10.

Update: Since writing this review the mod scene has really changed to be more in favor of Special Edition. This puts Special Edition even more highly rated in my opinion. Get this one over the normal skyrim if you don't have skyrim.
Posted 28 May, 2021. Last edited 21 May, 2023.
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