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The director ➡ of the video 📹 states 🇺🇸 that the worst 🦃👹 of those breeds 🍑🍆👉 is the chihuahua 🐕. The director 👁👀 says 🗣 that the chihuahua 😂 is the worst 😡 because it's scary-looking, it's not cute 😏 at all 💯🤞, and seems 👀🗿 to have hatred 😡 over 😳🙊💦 mortal 👥💀 plane ✈ of existence 💁. The director ➡ adds ➕ that he 👨 would rather 😮💭 clean ✨ normal 👩‍🦯 human 👤 feces 💩 rather 😮💭 than chihuahua 🐕 feces 💩 because "the things 📴 it does to expel ✋❌🚫 are straight-up toxic ☣. It's like 💖 some of the chihuahua's pent-up ☝ hatred 😡 for the mortal 👥💀 plane ✈ manifests 😈 itself in any dump 🚚🚨 it takes."(O'Nella, Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸, 2016 ☑📈). He 👨 also 👨 claims 🎸 that chihuahua 🐕 feces 💩 is also 👨 a "septic-nightmare".

Look at him. What do you see? An obnoxious boy? A middle school delinquent? There are many ways to perceive such a fellow but only one is correct: That is a gamer. One day, he will stand tall above the imaginary wage gap. One day, he will assume powers in the Supreme Court of the United States. One day, he will put the left wing at ease with the right. One day, he will end racism. We are gamers. Nothing can stop us on our path to victory, because in our darkest hours, we’ve already saved and been ready to load again. If we get knocked down, we don’t get up. We respawn. If an enemy stands in our way, it is but a mob to us. Nothing has ever stopped a gamer, and nothing ever will.

What if I'm already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go ♥♥♥♥ myself". I may be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. I may as well not be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. Until my ♥♥♥♥ and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my ♥♥♥♥ enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Sinc