Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I see a girl using a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tentacle dildo I want to punch a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole through my screen. Tentacle dildos are so structurally ineffective they make so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enraged, like why is the top so small and then immediately becomes really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thick halfway down? Then the girl just ends up sitting on the top bit, unable to get the rest in and making me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flaccid because the person who designed it was such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And dont get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suction cups. They create so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friction it makes it even harder for the girl to get it in. JUST MOVE ONTO THE NEXT TOY ALREADY. ♥♥♥♥ tentacle dildos.

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