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When I was wittwe, my fathew was famous. He was the gweatest Samuwai in the empiwe, and he was the Shogun's decapitatow. He cut off the heads of 131 wowds fow the Shogun. It was a bad time fow the empiwe. the Shogun just stayed inside his c-castwe and he nyevew came out. Peopwe said his bwain was infected by deviws, and that he was wotting with eviw. the Shogun said the peopwe wewe nyot woyaw. He said he had a wot of e-enyemies, but he kiwwed mowe peopwe than that. It was a bad time. Evewybody wiving in feaw, but stiww we wewe happy. My fathew w-wouwd come home to mothew, and when he had seen hew, he wouwd fowget about the kiwwings. He wasn't scawed of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scawed of him. Maybe that was the pwobwem. At nyight, mothew wouwd sing fow us, whiwe fathew wouwd go into his tempwe and pway fow peace. He'd pway fow things to get bettew. Then, onye nyight the Shogun sent his nyinja spies to ouw house. They wewe supposed-to k-kiww my f-f-fathew, but they didn't. That was the nyight evewything changed, fowevew. That was when my fathew weft his samuwai wife and became a demon. He became an assassin who wawks the woad of vengeance. And he took me with him. I don't wemembew most of this mysewf. I onwy wemembew the Shogun's nyinja hunting us whewevew we go. And the bodies fawwing. And the bwood.
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