5 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.0 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Jan, 2017 @ 7:29am
Product received for free

I won't recommend buying this game because it feels like a waste of time playing it, this is the kind of game I would have done during middle school given the tools.

The only good thing that could get out of this game, would be the gameplay concept. But it is ruined with poor level design and other decisions.

The cons however.... Where do I begin? Everthing there upsets me. The chara design based on the dev's friends/relatives trying to make faces altered with ms paint, the incoherence between if the gameplay is being in bullet time or not (like it sounds like it's bullet time, but some boss fights are litterally car chases with the boss throwing furnitures at the bullet), the story trying too hard to have an early Max Payne style while being horribly badly written, the one instrument solo music playing out of nowhere sometimes while the rest of the game is dead silent, bad physics, the terrible dialogues breaking the fourth wall without meta ("I don't know why it's there, just ask the developper!"), and the fact I'm not having fun while playing it.

This is a game I would have downloaded ten years ago for free because it was a video game school project, not for 4€ on Steam.
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