Останні рецензії користувача MattyseQ

90% hit chance. Miss.
90% hit chance. Miss.
90% hit chance. Miss.
You have died.

---{Graphics}---
✅ Masterpiece
✖ Beautiful
✖ Good
✖Decent
✖ Will do
✖ Bad
✖ Awful
✖ Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
✅ Porn Eargasm
✖ Very good
✖ Good
✖ Decent
✖ Earrape

---{Gameplay}---
✅Try not to get addicted
✖ Very good
✖ Good
✖ Nothing special
✖ Ehh...
✖ Bad
✖ Just don't even bother

---{Audience}---
✖ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✖ Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
✖ If you can run paint, you can run this
✖ Potato (Less than $200)
✖ Minimum ($250-$500)
✖ Decent ($500-$750)
✅ Fast ($750-$1000)
✖ Rich boi ($1000-$1500)
✖ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ($1500+)

---{Difficulty}---
✖ Just press a bunch of buttons
✖ Easy
✖ Significant brain
✖ Easy to learn / Hard to master
✖ Not so easy
✅ Difficult
✖ Dark Souls

---{Story}---
✖ Halo 2
✖ Narrative Masterpiece
✖ Pretty Good
✅ Decent
✖ Ehh...
✖ Bad
✖ Something is better than nothing
✖ Halo 5: Guardians
✖ The game has no story / isn't important


---{Play Time}---
✖ Long enough to kill some time (0-2 Hours)
✖ Extremely Short (2-10 Hours)
✖ Short (10-50)
✅ Average (50-100 Hours)
✖ Long (100-300 Hours)
✖ Extremely Long (300-500 Hours)
✖ Endless (500+ Hours)
✅ Depends on you

---{Bugs}---
✖ Never had any
✅ Minor bugs
✖ Few bugs
✖ Can get annoying
✖ Ruining the game
✖ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{When to Buy?}---
✅ Buy it as soon as you can
✖ Whenever you feel most comfortable
✖ Wait for it to go on sale
✖ Don't even bother

---{Microtransactions?}---
✖ Activision
✖ Have fun grinding to unlock everything
✖ Cosmetic-only, but they shove it down your throat
✖ Cosmetic-only
✅ Very little
✖ None

"Single player games are dead" -EA 2017

Go home EA you're drunk, and keep publishing more games like these.

Brilliant. Beautiful. Amazing. Action packed. Historical. PTSD simulator. These are just a few of my feelings when I play this amazing game, quit reading this and go buy yourself it, for God's sake it's the price of a mcdonalds meal for so much more content. God bless you folks, and stay frosty.

Has gameplay similar to Verdun? - Check
Has Historical map and accurate of WWI battles? -Check
Is fun and can entertain you for hours?-Check

Witcher 3: Honest Review

Racism? ✔
Religion? ✔
Monsters? ✔
People who are worse than monsters? ✔
Naked girls? ✔
More naked girls? ✔
Superb voice acting? ✔
Mind-blowingly good storyline? ✔
An even better DLC, worth every penny? ✔
No micro transactions? ✔
No Ubisoft, unless in the trash? ✔
Likeable characters? ✔
Unbelievably good atmosphere? ✔
Soundtrack comparable to that of LoTR for example? ✔
Enough Slav? ✔
GOTY 2015 with over 130 awards? ✔

Yeah... Sums it up alright.

What are you waiting for? GET. IT.