$25 for Nekopara OVA (no complains)


An eye for an eye make the whole world have less eyes - ghandi
I like Helium , Nitrogen , Tantalum and Iodine
( search the periodic table if u dont understand)

Have you ever wished to become someone or something?
Wether it'd be a superhero or a mythical dragon, we all wish to be someone as a child.

This is the story of the boy who became a box.
The story begins with a 13 year old fabulous boy whose name was "David the Dragon",
because his also a dragon. He lives with his parents that are of questionable age because they look like children,
however it is because they are a loli and shota. David the Dragon was an otaku that wastes his..
spent his time watching anime and playing video games, he's especially good with games like "osu!".
One day, David the Dragon was bored and decided to take a fly outside. David used Fly, its super effective.
As he flew up to the sky, the thought came to him. "What is it like to be a Box?", said David the Dragon as he flaps his wings in the sky.
"I bet it would be better than being a Dragon!", he exclaims as he entered the valley of the clouds.

The sky and clouds suddenly turned dark, it began to rain and there was violent lightning strikes.
"Oh ♥♥♥♥!", he panicked as he was in the middle of the storm. But then again, he was a dragon so he shouted "Lok Vah Koor!"
The skies begin to clear for only 60 seconds, but it was enough time for him to get back home.
He looked out the window in his room listening to the screaming remix of "Tales of a sleeping prince" on loud speakers as the sky begins to darken once more.
But soon, the house had a blackout, so David the Dragon went to the attic to grab a fleshlight.
However as he searched the attic, he found seven orange, crystalline spheres with the ability to summon a wish granting dragon, go figure.
He obviously uses the opportunity to become a box, now his wish to become a box was finally granted.

THE END...

What? you want to know what happens after he became a box? fine i'll tell you, but hide your wife and kids.

The parents of David the Drag... Box found him in his room watching in horror as Box stuffed himself in pleasure with the things he has in his room.
His dad shouted "DISAPPOINTEEEED!" After that, Box got a part-time job by being storage, storing yaoi books in him for safekeeping.
You can also look from another perspective and say he got a job as a prostitute that loves getting stuffed.
To this day he spents less and less time being an otaku, Taking the path of a slooty box.

FIN...

Oh and by the way, just in case you didn't find out yet.
Box's parents used the dragon balls to wish their child to become a dragon, fun fact!

Written by: Exkaru (the guy who gave Box a job)