Scp-████ is a ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ foundation staff ███████████████████████████████████████ D-3819 ███████████████████████████████ among us █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ genitals were obliterated ███████████████████████

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

i just ♥♥♥♥ my pants

My entire family went into the woods 30 years ago and I haven't seen them since. I still see their faces in the woods at night sometimes.

My wife left me

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