Hey Rudy. How's it going?

ook, lady, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying, yo.



Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.

My husband is Walter White, yo.

Uh, huh.

He told me everything.



- Seriously?



- That's right.

And just so you know...

My brother-in-law is a DEA agent.

And I will not hesitate to call him.

Not if I have to.

Understood?

This is your one

and only warning.

Do not sell marijuana

to my husband.



- Okay.



- I mean it.

Don't call our house again.

You stay away from him,

or you'll be one sorry individual.

You got me?



I think so, yeah.

No more marijuana.

I can dig it.



You can dig it.

Wonderful.

Not that it's any of my business,

but you might wanna consider

a different line of work.



Okay.

I just performed an investigation, this man is not from the U.S. Virgin Islands. Reported.

I confirmed, he is not from Japan. Reported.

I bet this guy isn't even from Japan.

After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.