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Fish

See clown horn behind spider web
"ooh clown horn."
Pick up horn, Immediately hear the pitter-patter of spider legs. Scream and run, leaving friend to die.
Run aimlessly through the corridors into angry loot bug, kill it with shovel.
Run into Thumper. Manage to kill it too.
Run upstairs, into room with a coil head, glitched running into a door trying to get to someone else.
Sneak past, eventually getting to a dead end Bracken room with a slime following me.
Hear a girl's voice say "Hey"
Jump over slime, Finally find fire escape.
It is now 11PM, My flashlight is out of battery.
I have no idea where the ship is, and I'm standing at the edge of a cliff.
I manage to carefully slide down.
Fumbling around in complete darkness, the last thing I see is the ship taking off in the distance.
Honking the clown horn, I scream as I'm left to die alone.

Good

Real good