STEP RIGHT UP TO THIS SPACE JAM, A PINNACLE OF GAMING. REDEFINING THE MMORPG GENRE AND BRINGING A BRAND NEW TASTE INTO HENTAI-INSPIRED FPS. SAKURA SPIRIT WILL GIVE THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF HYPE TO ANY 3+ GAMER. IF YOU GOT AN ERECTION FROM THE INVENTION OF SLICED BREAD, THEN YOU WILL BECOME A JAR OF SPAGHETTI SAUSE FROM THIS GAME. YOUR PUPALS WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR THIS BREST SLAPPING, NON-STOP GIRL ON GIRL ACTION. IF THISISN'T ENOUGH TO SLIP RIGHT OUT OF YOUR OTAKU HOLE, THEN LISTEN HERE YOU FLAMING FETISH FINDER, THIS GAME HAS PURE PANTY THIEVERY, THE GREATEST OF AI TECHNOLOGIES HAS BEEN POURED INTO THE SMALLEST OF PANTY FABRICS TO FORM A LIFE SIZE AHRI IN YOUR RESIDENCE, NOW YOU HAVE MORE REASON TO BE A SHUT IN OTAKU. PLACE THIS GAME ON THE SELF NEXT TO THE TENTACLES AND MOE COLLECTIONS FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT.

Overall, I give this game a 5 fluffy tails out of 8 katsune belly buttons. Or in layman's terms, 10/10 IGN