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"⣿⣿⣿⡇⢩⠘⣴⣿⣥⣤⢦⢁⠄⠉⡄⡇⠛⠛⠛⢛⣭⣾⣿⣿⡏
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉
⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀
⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟⠙❤️⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⡀
⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇❤️⠄
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳

So first of all, I am a straight male. (You'll see why this is necessary) Although I sometimes think of femboys, I never imagine myself being a bottom. So what happened was I took a massive dump a moment ago. The ♥♥♥♥ was so big it almost flushed itself. Now the problem is, it felt really good for a few seconds when it was coming out of my bootyhole. Like almost too good. Like this thing was at least 6 inches long girthy behemoth. I didn't even know my booty could stretch like that. Soo now the real question I had after this incident is, does this mean, Hypothetically speaking, does this symbolise, metaphorically, metakingamassivedickupmyassandfeelinggoodaboutit? I can't believe a ♥♥♥♥ made me bi curious..

i do NOT have a foot fetish. do NOT send me photos of your FEET because i will NOT enjoy them and i will NOT save them to a 4-folder deep collection on an old laptop i keep under my bed. because i do not have such a secretive collection of feet pictures. absurd of you to suggest otherwise. so whatever you do, do NOT send me photos of your feet. or your toes. my distaste for feet does NOT discriminate. if you send me feet pictures i will NOT be aroused in any capacity. because i do not like feet.

Edit: 7 months later. Ever since the concept of “the deed” was introduced to me, I started growing a ♥♥♥♥. It’s now reached 23 inches and ♥♥♥♥♥ literally dragged me to hell for a conference saying “if you don’t say s-x, It will grow longer.”

I did the reasonable thing and dragged him into the kawaii castration room FILLED TO THE BRIM with cute doggie pit bulls! Uwu! I will not say SEX!

Edit: 75 years later. My ♥♥♥♥ is so long that the ♥♥♥ is the cure for cancer. Sometimes people say biggie numbers and it SCARE ME! Uwu! Heh, I guess I deserve it. >_<. Dattebayo sussy bakaz!

AHHHHHHHHHHHh! IM SCARED OF S-S-S-S-S- S-S-S-S-S- S-S-S-S-SEX!

Edit: 4 hours later. Sorry. I had a panic attack because of s-you know. Well: you can’t really blame me teehee >_<. Anyway my wasawkis, I accidentally ran away from home in tennesee all the way to maine! Not vewy kawaii >-<. So dear wasawkis, the national shewiff accidentally had a blooper and shot every single kawaii tucktums in a 200m radius of me dead 😢
All because of sEXZDdCcCfgwhJiiwakJWUWUWJWJWHŵjh