Thomas Goblin-man Yorke legutóbbi értékelései

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Blessed game

A good way for new people to experience the joy of Quakelikes, and a superb game that stands on it's own.

SNAKE EDGE

Skullgills is a game where you pick from a variety of deformed female fighters and fight other deformed female fighters.
There's a cat thing, a dead girl, and a spooky nurse too.
Soon there will be deformed male fighters as well, so maybe it won't be entirely about Grills anymore.
I give Barbeque Skulls a Pelvis out of Skeleton.

ABCD: Enemy Underneath is a game where you make soldiers and point them at aliens.
Sometimes they kill the aliens, but sometimes they don't and then they die.
I give WXYZ: Friends Known an A- out of B.

Terresticle is a game where you play Minecraft on a 2d plane.
You can walk left, and sometimes right.
There's lots of things to get and things to kill.
But there's no spaceships so some people don't like it.
I give Testicular Elephantitis an Ouch out of Pain.

The Legend of Zelda is a game where you play as a bunch of prisoners who need to escape Zelda mountain.
You can use bows and axes, magic too.
There's lots of puzzles but they made my head hurt.
I give the Legend of Mario a Universe out of Existence.

Hot Murder is a game where you beat people to death in various ways in order to rack up a high score and impress your boss.
You can use bullet things too, but they're loud.
I give Hooting Mister a Fifty-Two out of B.

Mounds of Blades: Warman is a game where you take up your own company of mercs and try to conquer Arcadia.
You can be a girl too if you want but people won't like you because it's the year 1250.
I give Mountain Shade: Deadpan a Triangle out of 5.