This dude is an absolute menace to society. We we're casually playing CSGO and out of nowhere he said I sounded like a "FKN LOBSTER." What the hell am I supposed to say to that??? He managed to pull off an absolute Chad of an insult and its affected me IRL. Everywhere I go I think to myself, "is it true" or "am I a crustacean." Since our last encounter, I've had a very different outlook on life and I've even contemplated my very existence. I advise that you avoid this man and his destructive capabilities. If you too are a victim please don't hesitate to come talk to me. Together we can cope and get through this. God Bless!!!

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+rep good player

+rep good csgo player

I faced 2 noobs in CSGO, they're callin' me salty, but they were NOOBS, they were brothers, They were calling me a child and they were SALTY NOOBS, I killed 'em and I had HIGHER SCORE than 'em, 'till one of them said: I have to go and said gibberish things and he left, HE DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE, the other stayed 'till the end of the match, Thats a way to UNDERSTAND that I'm a PROFESSIONAL PC GAMER.

Cookie crisp is the definition of life. I eat cookie crisp for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, and desert. I've abandoned my friends and family because they don't want to talk about cookie crisp and only cookie crisp all the time. My entire house is filled with bugs, rats, and cookie crisp boxes. I have not relieved myself in days. I have forced myself not to so I can make more time for eating cookie crisp. Or my body is shutting down since I have not left where I have sat in days.My entire house and body is covered in a thick layer of cookie crisp dust. I look around and see nothing but roaches and cookie crisp, along with the wolf mascot Chip. Soon I will go to the upper life and do nothing but eat and talk about cookie crisp with chip. I look down at my naked body, completely covered in cookie crisp. I am proud of what I have accomplished in life. My body has split open and chewed up cookie crisp is everwhere. My last words were Im coming Chip