I hereby state and swear.
That I shall tether my life to the totem
Of the Dead Ringer.
That I shall guard my Ambassador with
One’s life.
That I shall not stray from the holy words
Of the Kunaious of the Eternal Awards.
That I shall display my Chapeau of the Lime Charmers proudly.
That I shall not miss a chance to trickstab my enemies.
That I have faith in the power of one’s Lennies upon my enemy’s deaths.
That I shall execute myself if I do not choose to follow this code of honor.

-Bible of the Spies, Section 37, Volume 1, Unarchaic.