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1 person found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand HuniePop. The storyline is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of jiggle physics most of the quality animation will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also Kyu’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from visual novels, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this gameplay, to realise that it's not just fun- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hunie Pop truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kyu’s existential catchphrase “Let's go talk to some broads!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to real life, which she's sure you haven't experienced. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as HuniePot’s genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a HuniePop tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎. WAIT YOU CAN ♥♥♥♥ KYU? SEE THIS IS WHY HUNIEPOP 1 IS BETTER THAN 2
Posted 20 January. Last edited 20 January.
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8.9 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
game is good when it doesnt explode your pc on loading screen
Posted 20 January.
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0.6 hrs on record
played 1 game then my antivirus said something about chinese spyware idk but with all this spy ♥♥♥♥ going on i might as well go with it and call it a day, this ♥♥♥♥'s ass
Posted 18 January.
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1.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
vampire survivors but hentai
Posted 3 January.
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11.7 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
I get it...
Posted 3 January.
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1 person found this review funny
5.9 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
cant wait for the nude mods. 10/10 so far.
Posted 24 December, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
W game
Posted 9 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
54.1 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
Better rule34 than overwatch.
Posted 5 December, 2024.
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78.2 hrs on record (71.6 hrs at review time)
i think i like this game
Posted 24 October, 2024.
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1.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
This ♥♥♥♥'s ass.
Posted 7 October, 2024.
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