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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 15.0 hrs on record
Posted: 26 Oct, 2015 @ 6:32pm
Updated: 18 Mar, 2016 @ 1:07pm

I STUMBLED AROUND IN THE BUSHES FOR 15 GODS DAMNED HOURS DOING DRUGS I MADE OUT OF THE LOCAL FLORA.

alright, now that i got that out of the way:
miasmata. a game in which you have the plague, walk like a drunk on rollerskates, and make drugs to keep the plague at bay. you also occasionally get stalked by what i have dubbed the "cantalope."

cons:
-you control like a drunk on rollerskates
-you're bad at everything
-lots of walking
-the plague
-some of the drugs/achievables are bugged
-i apparently misread some of the cartography rules and had the world's worst map for the first bit

pros:
-you control like a drunk on rollerskates
-you're bad at everything
-atmospheric
-really pretty
-the cartography is pretty neat
-stop being a child and learn to read a map
-MAKE THE DRUGS
-DO THE DRUGS
-the cantalope is probably my favourite monster ever because it's exactly what it should be. damn near wet myself the first time i ran into it.
-the cantalope is pretty chill once you get to know him
-seriously though, i've been in quite the state before and handled minor inclines better than richard here.
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8 Comments
OldManReed 27 Sep, 2016 @ 7:35pm 
multiplayer does not a good game make. it'll certainly help the logevity of a game, but it doesn't make the game necessarily better.
☠ OnlyChud ☠ TTV/KTV 27 Sep, 2016 @ 9:46am 
LMAO!!!
they put this game on 75% off...They will do anyhing to Give away 1 player games these days.Thats where this game and all other Games fail....no Multiplayer
OldManReed 11 Jul, 2016 @ 7:11pm 
it just felt really satisfying. no jumpscares or unnecessary gore went into its design. just a large, intimidating forest predator that acts as a large intimidating forest predator would.
stabbedbyapanda 10 Jul, 2016 @ 11:40pm 
what do u mean the monster is what it should be
crzyHiPpQ 26 Feb, 2016 @ 12:13pm 
lol "cantalope"
OldManReed 1 Feb, 2016 @ 9:04pm 
just looked at the blog. yea, sure. go ahead
OldManReed 1 Feb, 2016 @ 8:58pm 
as long as they're credited properly, sure.
Colt. 31 Jan, 2016 @ 10:37am 
Hey, sorry about trying to add you before introducing myself. I quite like your two reviews that you've got up. I'd like to post some of your stuff on quality steam reviews if that's ok?