Recent reviews by The Groosh Doosh

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It's like cards but jonklier

Broken, unplayable, worst game i've ever played, piece of garbage, almost took my own life playing, gave my computer herpes AND AIDS, this game killed my dog. Never buy this game. They should pay you to play it.

10/10 Worst anti-cheat in any game ever

"Like Sakura Spirit without fluffy tails, but even more shiny oily grills"

10/10- IGN

If you hold down control, you can speedrun the whole game in 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
Thats all the time I need.

Beat the game in six minutes. Here's why. . .

Words- Way too many of them. Every screen is a wall of text that makes me want to not read it. The only part worth reading is the part where you get a cat.
Story- Is stupid. You're depressed and whine about everything, then gat a cat, then whine more. Yipee.
Characters- You're a sad sack with supporting friends, family, and a cat who will always love you.

Did I mention that the best part of this game was getting a cat? I like to think its name would be Edmund.

This game makes me want to kill myself, so I guess the depression quest was a success.

10/10 Would play with cat again

I feel connected to the character i play as, because every heir perfectly describes my personality, whether it's a near sighted midget wizard who cr@ps his pants, or a giant gay dyslexic miner.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome/10

This is one of the most terrifying games of our generation, with phyche-destroying elements such as bees, skeletons, popcorn monsters, aliens, sock puppets, the outdoors (including direct exposure to sunlight), giant insects, clowns, and interaction with the human female. This game will leave you a shell of your former self, and cause you to soil yourself more than any trip to taco bell.

I give a warning to all those who buy this game.

Rating:

2spooky4me/10

"I've got one word for you, just one word: aeiou."

-John Madden
5200 B.C.
Surface of Planet Moon