A Straight dude who loves his friends and collects vast amounts of fried chicken. I'm talking like pools full here. Like I've sold out so many KFC's they call me the chicken snatcher. I've never been found by the police and never will. My hideout is so hidden that even the FBI couldn't be able to find me it is a concrete bunker, reinforced with lead walls and has a never ending supply of delicious KFC chicken that could last me at least a millennium. I have at least 5 football stadiums full of chicken in my secret underground facility. I have my specially trained Kentucky goons to keep the chicken crisp and fresh throughout my lifespan. they will die here with me as will my family line. I will die deep inside of my secret stash of delicious 11 herbs and spices infused KFC chicken. (he/him, single) TLDR: I've got a bucket of chicken, and I'm single