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4 people found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record
A good but overall boring game.

The good: When its tense its TENSE. Theres a lot of actually pretty good encounter design in game(Barring when inexplicably the game ♥♥♥♥♥ you and the enemy you fully charged headshot decides 'nah id win' and doesn't die, forcing aggro. Or randomly an enemy across the room aggros despite being in a state where they literally couldn't. ANNOYINGLY common and a bug that gaslights you into thinking you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up when you just. got spaghetti coded.) The Melee is usually pretty good (outside of when the game just decides this mission your melee will just cease to function correctly for undiscerned amounts of time). Atmosphere for the first 3-10 hours is awesome. its great, genuinely. Sadly it can only stay scary for so long when the environments rarely change and usually for the worse.

The Bad: You've seen almost everything after about 3 hours of playing, and anything new that gets added is just more tedium. Never actually harder, just more tedious. Its a "Hardcore" game that centers and prides itself on it, but the most meta thing you can do is literally just ignore that and run around smacking ♥♥♥♥ on the head. Never engaging in the incredibly Red light Green light style 'stealth' system that can be tense in the better designed encounters, and just outright ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying when you have 7 giants stacked near each other that you actively cannot slowly work your way through without a forced gunfight, so you just have to sit there, red light green light for 15 or so minutes through that room just to find out the next one has it again. The game is rife with 'tedium = difficulty' equations that just end up making it feel like i'm playing a minecraft mod where they inexplicably added 6-7 more crafting recipes to make a crafting table and made every enemy have some weird, obnoxious hitboxes. The only thing "Hardcore" about the game most of the time is how Hard you want to punch the devs in the Core when you have to restart the entire nearly hour and a half red light green light map because map only generated waves of glowsticks and lock melters for a 6-8 wave holdout section. The novelty wears off pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ quick.

Cocoons suck. Made to counter the 'just run through and win lol' strat but end up being so hilariously underbaked that i just forces someone to just sit in the room with said cocoons. You might've noticed how much melee got brought up because the gunplay is genuine ass and over half the guns in the game are just trash. Most people you will meet will be using either a Stagger or Overpenetrating gun because...everything else is genuinely not worth using and just needs too much ammo per enemy. And alot of the online community is...annoying. You know the type. "Hardcore" gamers who think bad balance and kinda just not good level design is actually just HARDCORE DIFFICULTY and you just are having a SKILL ISSUE!!! because you got bored of wandering through a map for 45+ minutes that looks the same as the other 20 or so maps you've already played, except now theres a slightly tougher version of an existing enemy. Alot of folk aren't that way but believe me there is a very vocal minority who make any discussions about this games issues actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ impossible.
Posted 22 September.
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14.0 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Highly recommend playing, while still in early access, there is plenty to marvel and enjoy...Its a bit one and done, but the best part is you can always just let it sit for awhile, accrue an update or two, and marvel at the new things thrown at you. Kira did an amazing job with this game, and i highly recommend trying it out.
Posted 23 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,013.8 hrs on record (1,540.0 hrs at review time)
War thunder is unique in...many ways. Its uniquely NOT as ♥♥♥♥ as World of Tanks, and hasn't hit just blatant P2W like it has...but its still very, very bad. Its a game thats not able to be replicated elsewhere without losing some charm but..it doesn't make it immune to the biggest problem. Gaijin and their absolute hatred for the community. Never have i had a company outright PUNISH players for being upset about a KNOWINGLY bad set of changes to a point where they revert all the changes everyone agreed were GOOD to then try and muddy the waters and pit the community against itself. again, and again. and tell the people who have to pay SO MUCH to get anything meaningful in the game that they are wrong, and that we don't know what we're talking about. again. and again.
Premium Account. Premium Vehicles. Crates with skins/very valuable vehicles in them. Buyable XP with a horrible rate. Event vehicles/1 time vehicles that are stuck to ONLY that and no way to get them until potentially YEARS later within...you guess it...yet another crate.
All that, and the audacity they have to then on top of that continually nerf..and nerf...and nerf rewards so that you HAVE to have both a Premium account and Vehicle in every. single. lineup in the game to make any meaningful progression and get any of the free currency is...apalling to say the least. The review bombing as of late has hit a nerve with them, and i hope it spurs meaningful change in the game and shows that they'll have to actually do a damn thing to keep their moneyhorse running.
Posted 19 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
7 bucks for 4 new weapons and 2 pretty exceptional characters? Sure Li is 100% getting nerfed in like a week but hey I already got her frame in like 1 run so...
Posted 29 August, 2022.
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15 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
This is going to be 15 bucks? There isn't enough here to justify that. hell ten felt like a bit much...It wasn't bad the worst thing ever but...unless you're paying 10 or below, I don't think its that worth.

Pros: Railgunner is Good.Really good.
-Some of the new areas are cool as hell, but 15 runs and i got two of them.
-Void items are such a cool addition. Some are just straight up upgrades though. Love you Bungus but Wungus is just way more useful on every other character other than Engineer.

Not Really their fault but sucks anyways: Mods broke :( Can't play any of them until they all update

Cons: New items and Areas tend to either show up often, or not at all. First 5 runs i didn't get a single new area, and only got one or two of the new items.
-Void changes are terrible. They suck miserably. Void fields ALSO suck. New void enemies are also either oneshot,stun, or are tanky as ♥♥♥♥.
-No patch notes. For a dlc. "too many changes"...Thats just lazy Hopoo cmon.
-Void fiend suffers immensely from weird design choices, and also has no alternate abilities. feels bad man
-No new items or skins for the old survivors. At all. Don't even know any changes since no patch notes.
-Drones and Turrets got nerfed hard with the Void Ticks. Engineer is now intensely frightening, since a turret could suddenly turn on you and instakill you.
-Sulphur fields.
-Host of new bugs, including one that can put you in an endless fall loop if you fall off the map.
-Some of the new items are...genuinely useless, or outright gimp you.
-Consumable items...most of them absolutely stink, or can easily be lost.
-Somebody made Fire Elites flames last way, way longer and do more damage. They also added a healing elite. The healing elite is a bastard if they spawn near a bunch of the newer, tankier, stronger enemies.
-Mobility is now even more necessary, as some of the new enemies and even a boss have somethign that make it really hard to escape them without it. Too bad absolutely no mobility was given to the survivors who really need it.
-Void Jailer is a travesty. Tanky stunner with hella damage. This one is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥.


This isn't a bad dlc. But its got a lot of issues that should've been ironed out before launch, especially with a 15 dollar pricetag. There isn't enough for me to justify 15, especially with the bugginess and lack of polish on alot of stuff...
Posted 3 March, 2022. Last edited 3 March, 2022.
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9.7 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For a while, i had issues with screen tearings and whatnot, but i still enjoyed the game. After the latest update though, that issue vanished entirely, and the game looks prettier than ever. The story being fully complete, and voice acted is a nice topping on the cake. Its genuinely a cool game, but believe me when i say it will always, somehow manage to spook you. Whether it be the limp body of a fish hitting your Seatruck, or the sudden appearance and angry roars of a leviathan from the deep.
Remember. The ocean is not your friend.
Posted 30 October, 2020.
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18.8 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
While it is a battle royale, its hard to ever get mad at the game because of its cutesy nature. I get mad at almost every game to exist, but this game has somehow made a game so entirely enjoyable and cute that you can lose every match ever and still enjoy yourself. Its got the issues of a BR (RNG can ♥♥♥♥ or love you), but even when you lose you get items, including a random chance to get a cosmetic item at the end of each match, WHICH you can also trade up for better skins.

Very lovable and enjoyable game overall.
Posted 12 January, 2020.
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9.2 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
I wish i was good though
Posted 25 November, 2019.
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1,078.8 hrs on record (882.5 hrs at review time)
The Bots are gone. They did it. They finally did it... this game may never see another true content update again, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is it nice to be able to play the game without threat of dozens of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bots running around.
Posted 5 July, 2019. Last edited 2 October, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Really awful controls. Plus the fact that its so...quiet. No background noise to make you feel less lonely, and you barely get ♥♥♥♥ from battling. Awful experience.
Posted 20 March, 2017.
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