Recent reviews by Lizzie the Snapping Turtle

Fantastically captivating little program, I can't stop staring at and tweaking my little dystopian lightscapes.

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of equality," How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone for the stone in which the Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement, "You are not beyond redemption. You may change and you may become more, so much more than you were before." If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe it is this, "What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have such an experience it leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world, there is time for us to become our greatest selves as great as we could ever dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

It is incredible to me that a game this complex and brilliant is both virtually unknown and dirt cheap. It's pretty detailed space mining sim with really deep customization and modification options. Pick it up now before the devs realize they've massively underpriced it.

It's got a lot of room for really elaborate schemes. Dense webs of intrigue and distrust to be woven among those charged with saving humanity. Meticulous plans culminating in devastation upon the world of men.

Or you could sh*t in the water supply and watch the world die of plague.

It's not even out of early access yet and it already has such deep mechanics.
Pick it up if you like Factorio, Tropico, OpenTTD, and/or Soviet aesthetics.

You can sacrifice a demon and it's actually the easiest way to summon that demon anew
Even innocuous temptations take a dark turn
Organization is the key to a successful cult
Honestly you should just take the cushy job and stop lusting after Things Man Was Not Meant To Know

A really good killer, honestly seems quite balanced. I've had a good time so far playing her and playing against her, and I haven't seen any complaints from anyone else yet. Hopefully she stays good after a week, I really don't want another Freddy.

Let me be clear. It's janky. It's quite janky, especially in multiplayer.

But damn it, it's FUN. Holy hell, the core game is such a solid concept. It's TTD in space. It's early, early access, don't mistake that, but the dev is extremely active on the forums. Even for this game with a very small playerbase, updates still come frequently and regularly. If you get this game at this point, you can be a very active part of the development. Suggestions and bug reports get responded to within the day, generally, and patch notes frequently include features that were suggested the day before.

If you can stomach a buggy, but fundamentally solid game, if you can deal with savegames corrupting in weird ways, if you can submit bug supports and suggestions, if you like logistics and/or space, I'd recommend it.

I can 100% say that I've fully gotten my money's worth already and the game just might have a bright future.

10/10, would sell machinery to a dead colony again.

Excellent game if you dislike having intact computer monitors, windows, furniture, walls, pets, children...

Oh god don't buy it, save yourself from all those wasted hours
10/10 game, I can't stop playing

P.S. if you do buy the game don't buy the starter edition, it's a scam