All right, let's do this One last time.

Who am I? I'm Spider-Man!

Look, It's not who I am underneath... but what I do... that defines me. I'm Batman!

But, when that light hits the sky, it's not just a call. It's a warning. I'm Vengeance!

Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time.

This is it:

Name: The name is Bond, James Bond
Age: Classified
Gender: Male
Country: Confidential Information
Designation: 007, License To Kill
Relationship Status: Married to my existing Life
Hobbies: Movies, lots of movies. Games, Psychology and Intelligence Research.

Come in close. Closer. The more you think you see the easier it'll be to fool you. What is seeing? you are looking but what you're really doing is filtering, interpreting. Searching for meaning. My job? To take that most precious of gifts you give me. Your attention.

Now You See Me

But what have I been telling you? The closer you look... The less you see!

There are billions of people, just living out their lives... oblivious.

I used to want to save and help the people but then I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light and learned that inside every one of them, there will always be both. A choice each must make for themselves. Something no hero can ever make for them.

I used to care a lot, about lots of people. Now, even though the rules of engagement have changed... lines are drawn wherever they are needed.

The list below is Bond-Movie-Year-betically arranged:

You Only Live Twice - PrinceXavieR™

On Her Majesty's Secret Service - WhiteAngel7

The Spy Who Loved Me - Mar Inna

The World Is Not Enough - Shadow♥

No Time To Die - Kat The Impaler

So why are we here?

We're not here because we're free; we're here because we're not free.

People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm Back.

So, you wanna be a hero, kid?
Well, whoop-de-do
I have been around the block before
With blockheads just like you
Each and every one, a disappointment
Pain for which there ain't no ointment
So much for excuses, though a kid of Zeus is
Askin' me to jump into the fray
My answer is two words
...Okay
You win
Oh, gods
Oy vey

I'd given up hope that someone would come along
A fellow who'd ring the bell for once, not the gong
The kind who wins trophies
Won't settle for low fees
At least semipro fees
But no, I get the greenhorn

I've been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone
Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
But you need an advisor
A satyr, but wiser
A good merchandiser and—whoa!
There goes my ulcer!

I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you
Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true
I trained enough turkeys who never came through
You're my one last hope, so you'll have to do

Demigods have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
Don't believe the stories that
You read on all the crockery

To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
Like paintin' a masterpiece, it's a work of heart
It takes more than sinew
Comes down to what's in you
You have to continue to grow

Now that's more like it!

I'm down to one last shot and my last high note
Before that blasted Underworld gets my goat
My dreams are on you, kid
Go make 'em come true
Climb that uphill slope
Keep pushin' that envelope
You're my one last hope
And kid, it's up to you

Danny DeVito - One Last Hope (Disney's Hercules)