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You, me, gas station. What are we having for dinner? Sushi, of course. Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We blackout and wake up in the sewer, surrounded by fish! Horny fish! You know what that means! Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bare handed? Bare naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E' Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so! Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet fly into the sun. Black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITEOUT, which I didn’t know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned into the sun uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in deeugh beeugh hibiduh hibuh uuh uh ah uh aaah uh aaah aaaah AAAA

Giggity

After a good game in CS:GO Wingman, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, and over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS:GO Wingman, and most importantly, true friendship. I invited him to my house for a Wingman lan party. He said he was coming, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him, and then I ran. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy.

you fockin bater

"Can you put me in your quotes thing?" -Melvin

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

+rep Good Person.

GOD I LOVE RP

my erp buddy left me
one like = one rp

Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

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You feel that? That was a dislike, on YOUR Steam profile. Do you realize how many times a year I dislike a profile? 0. That's how much you RUINED my RolePlay. First, you expose my ERP, Second, you start to post logs in Global OOC, and Third, you made me an OUTCAST! What the ♥♥♥♥ dude. This is outrageous. You just got disliked. Good luck getting rid of THAT on your record ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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You've been shot by a Tiberius Poison Dart.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

who are you, ye buttboy?

auew

what in the name of autism are you ranting about

Sick comment

This guy's so blazin', when he plays basketball, da ball turns on fire.

"Auew" ~Snyder 2014

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.