Eemyoo™
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Created by - Eemyoo™ and Arcyteer
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A quick reference to all of Pandora's legendary weapons and their amazing abilities!
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'Tis I! AcuteTriangle!: "It's a thermometer"
"Oh"
"I'll stick my ♥♥♥♥ in later, though

4:54 PM - Yeht-C: you know how lazy a ♥♥♥♥ is?
4:54 PM - Yeht-C: they just sit there
4:54 PM - Yeht-C: stinking up the place
4:54 PM - Yeht-C: they expect you to get rid of them

1:35 AM - Triangle_Man: "But mom, I'll take your virginity"

3:09 PM - Yeht-C: Oi, Johnny-kun you slack ♥♥♥♥

7:47 PM - AV-98 Ingram: You ♥♥♥♥ guzzling ♥♥♥♥
7:42 PM - LevitatingBacon: you schlong swallowing cockgoblin
7:47 PM - AV-98 Ingram: You ♥♥♥ chugging knoblicker
7:43 PM - LevitatingBacon: You hobbnoggling dingleshit
7:49 PM - AV-98 Ingram: You Nazi worshipping slut trumpet

3:34 PM - AV-98 Ingram: I love fried potato more than life itself

7:53 PM - Shaggy: ARCHIOLIGISTS ESTIMATE A T-REX'S ERECTION WOULD REACH 15 FEET LONG
7:51 PM - LevitatingBacon: SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST
7:54 PM - Shaggy: DONG HAS EXPANDING CONSIDERABLY
7:51 PM - LevitatingBacon: CONSIDERABLE EXPANSION HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
7:54 PM - Shaggy: YES QUITE
7:54 PM - Shaggy: *DROWNS IN TEA*
7:52 PM - LevitatingBacon: DA COMRADE
7:52 PM - LevitatingBacon: *DROWNS IN VODKA*
7:55 PM - Shaggy: *Angry Tea Leaf Noises*

8:23 PM - Shaggy: YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW SO SEW SO-SO GREETINGS CHEESE POPSICLE THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS FROM EAST TO WEST IT GOES GOES BROKEN BROKEN OH SO SOW SEW BROKEN *whir* *clank* *clunk*"

4:38 PM - Shaggy: gotta wake up
4:38 PM - Shaggy: have brekkie
4:38 PM - Shaggy: bruish my teeth
4:38 PM - Shaggy: die

Smegma Butter: i'd ♥♥♥♥ an omelette if i could

7:55 PM - Shaggy: Dead.
7:56 PM - LevitatingBacon: Dead?
7:56 PM - Shaggy: You killed me
7:56 PM - Shaggy: That killed me
7:56 PM - LevitatingBacon: Skype?
7:56 PM - Shaggy: WELL I CAN'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TALK WHEN I'M DEAD YOU STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥.
7:56 PM - LevitatingBacon: Nugger
7:56 PM - Shaggy: ♥♥♥♥.
7:57 PM - LevitatingBacon: PSA
7:57 PM - LevitatingBacon: CALM DOWN
7:57 PM - LevitatingBacon: I'M NOT TRYING TO OPPRESS YOU

8:23 PM - LevitatingBacon: DECIPHER THIS
8:23 PM - LevitatingBacon: YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW SO SEW SO-SO GREETINGS CHEESE POPSICLE THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS FROM EAST TO WEST IT GOES GOES BROKEN BROKEN OH SO SOW SEW BROKEN
8:28 PM - Triangle_Man: Well Riddler, I've already deciphered your riddle, the Arkham Asylum has recently constructed a new textiles room, with sewing machines and the like, the so-so greetings refer to the icy relations between you and the Joker, who you helped escape using the new textiles gear. You originally disguised yourselves under the leftover pork chops that the asylum served on Tuesday, and from there, Hi jacked the telephone repair van. And as to whether you went east or west after escaping is simple. You went west, because the textiles factory along the west road out of Arkham was destroyed in a fire, which is why the Asylum was granted their own textiles room
8:28 PM - Triangle_Man: I'll be there with the Gotham PD in 20 minutes

[8:47:06 PM] Tyson: Oh ♥♥♥♥
[8:47:12 PM] Tyson: Why?
[8:47:40 PM] Tyson: It looks sick but why?
[8:47:47 PM] Tyson: What is its purpose?
[8:47:50 PM] Tyson: Who built it?
[8:47:56 PM] Tyson: What is doing on this planet?
[8:48:02 PM] Tyson: Is paul walker really dead?

6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: I just worked out everything
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: LISTEN TO THIS
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: AIGHT
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: Black kid
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: On a quest to find his father
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: Dad dies
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: He chills with Brotherhood
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: Get's in with that one ♥♥♥♥♥
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: Has kid
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: Leaves
6:40 PM - Triangle_Man: Becomes Courier Six

10:51 PM - MIGHTY TOHUGH, DESTROYER OF WOR: Do you ever fart
10:51 PM - MIGHTY TOHUGH, DESTROYER OF WOR: And smell it
10:51 PM - MIGHTY TOHUGH, DESTROYER OF WOR: And just be like
10:51 PM - MIGHTY TOHUGH, DESTROYER OF WOR: What the ♥♥♥♥ did I eat
10:51 PM - MIGHTY TOHUGH, DESTROYER OF WOR: Because jesus christ
10:51 PM - MIGHTY TOHUGH, DESTROYER OF WOR: It smells like something spicy died inside my ass

10:25 PM - onlyAgamer: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELPM ME
10:25 PM - onlyAgamer: E]
10:26 PM - onlyAgamer: WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ SI HARRUY

11:16 PM - Triangle_Man: M NIGHT STRONKADINGDONG STRIKES AGAIN

3:52 PM - Spade: "SHEKEL ACQUIRED OVEY! OY OY OY OY!"
3:53 PM - Spade: *Bottles closest person*

11:53 PM - Spade: yopu're the kind of guy who wouldn't know the ingrediants for a Peanut Butter and Jelly

08:22 PM - Ingram: AERODYNAMIC ANTI ANTI AIRCRAFT AIRCRAFT SPAGHETTI MADE BY EFFICENT JEWS

09:18 PM - 1:18: this mans eyes say something
09:18 PM - 1:18: something like a "I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ you in the ass in a sweet multi-hit combo" sorta thing

11:54 PM - Ingram: So i was watching this pornographic story about astronaut sluts in the graphical image format, and I had a thought, how hilarious would it be if it turns out that the International Space Station had glory holes from the outside? Just random ayylmaos floating by and sticking in their long slender dickeridoos inside for a bit of the old lickeroo

12:56 AM - Dendy: you wanna put your ♥♥♥♥ somewhere and the only place is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flaming hole
12:56 AM - Dendy: roasted ♥♥♥♥
12:56 AM - Dendy: you die
12:57 AM - Dendy: this kills the man Jade
12:57 AM - Dendy: if ♥♥♥♥ dies then Man becomes Woman
12:57 AM - Dendy: this means Man dies
12:57 AM - Dendy: this is bhad

01:08 AM - Dendy: Hello Plastic Surgeon
01:08 AM - Dendy: yeah make me look like I had 3 Strokes in a sweet combo

12:32 AM - Dendy: "Hey Barney, check out this new anime!"

5:48 PM - Dendy: imagine sitting on a toilet and rolling for a crit

03:13 PM - Ingram: I'm wasting my life for a meme

7:15 PM - Dendy: we should uhh
7:15 PM - Dendy: we should play Overwatch
7:15 PM - Eemyoo™: ♥♥♥♥ sake
7:15 PM - Eemyoo™: Do you know any other sentances other than
7:15 PM - Eemyoo™: We should play Overwatch
7:15 PM - Eemyoo™: Because I don't think you do
7:18 PM - Dendy: Hey Friendo, Y'know, there's this game that I really called to play called Overwatch. You might have heard of it, made by some guys that turned out to make some of the most popular and longest living games on the planet, crazy right? anyway I thought to myself "hmm this game would be fun to play with others." at which point I could only think of my very best friend in the whole wide world and guess who that is? You! So what do you say we have a few laughs playing this fun little game called Overwatch?

Comments
BAD LULU 1 Jul, 2018 @ 2:17am 
OwO

Oh n-nii-san? Ish dat chu?

*tackle hugs Nii-san*

Nii-san! I wans cwuddles!

*cwuddles Nii-san*

Nii-san! Why you no cwuddle me back? Is it cause me u-ugly?

*cries in corner*

Nii-san, y-you m-make me sad when you don't cwuddle me back );

*jumps off the nearest bridge because Nii-san never cwuddled back.*

Repost to 5 profiles or never get cwuddled again
BAD LULU 4 Apr, 2018 @ 2:43am 
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
BAD LULU 27 Feb, 2017 @ 9:23pm 
I hate posers. I don't conisder myself a poser, I'm actually a Greaser for real, well almost. I will be when I live in America though. Right now I'm studying America, American History and I'm following all of the amendments, the way of the finger snapper. This is why I hate posers that know 1 rockabilly song and sing it all the time, hey babydoll HONEY FLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm actually trying to become a Greaser for real unlike all these faker posers. **** YOU POSERS!!!
BAD LULU 27 Jan, 2017 @ 5:02pm 
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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.
Regular K™ 13 Oct, 2016 @ 10:45pm 
Fight me in a hj's car park ♥♥♥♥
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