Not much i can do. Im in here with you but i choose to speak spanish for the fun of it lol

-rep, invited me to an 'escape room challenge'. it wasn't official or anything, it was just at his house. he opened up a trapdoor beneath his floor carpet. he slammed it shut the second I was on the ladder.

there are a bunch of hispanics down here, and a whole row of PCs. the only thing the computers have is steam and the only installed game is half-life. we're allowed to sleep 6 1/2 hours, but the rest of the time we have to fight each other in half-life. if we do anything else the room fills with this formaldahyde smell and if you don't take shallow breaths you pass out.

sometimes he logs on and fights us all. the better we get, the longer he fights. I think he's using us to get better at half-life.

please help me. none of these people speak english but I think they spend most of their time talking about their families.

if you see this steam comment, please do something. tell levi to set us free. save us.

-rep You know your venmo history is public right? we can all see that every wednesday around 7PM you venmo "Mamasita Corazon" $50 for what you input as "eggplant donut favors"...
Yeah. We can all see that. So can your mom, and shes been calling me to see what to do about this...

- rep Yo bro, remember those insane goon sessions? We'd lock ourselves in the cave, just blasting porn and going full send for hours, barely able to move by the end, but damn, it was worth it. We’d just get lost in it, jerking to nothing, sometimes eachother, but it felt like everything, y’know? No one else could hang with us, no one got the jerkmate level we were on. But then, one day, you just weren't there. It was like, one moment we were hitting peak goon mode, and the next, it was just me, solo, scrolling and jerking by myself. Kinda wild.

I guess life happened, but I miss it, man. I miss that pure goon energy. Now I’m here, still on the grind, still going at it, but it’s different. It’s not the same without you in the mix. Like, I still end up on the same dumb porn we used to laugh at, and I catch myself waiting for you to bust in, but it’s just... empty. Where’d the goon energy go, bro? Guess I’m just rambling, but damn, I miss it.

IM ON A GOON MARATHON. 6 NUTS AN HOUR FOR 7 DAYS A WEEK. 24 NUTS A DAY WITH 7 DAYS MEANS 1008 NUTS(plus or minus i might slip a couple more in)


WISH ME LUCK!!!

My unfriend button doesnt work, please unfriend me as soon as you can for me. This is urgent.