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- rep Yo bro, remember those insane goon sessions? We'd lock ourselves in the cave, just blasting porn and going full send for hours, barely able to move by the end, but damn, it was worth it. We’d just get lost in it, jerking to nothing, sometimes eachother, but it felt like everything, y’know? No one else could hang with us, no one got the jerkmate level we were on. But then, one day, you just weren't there. It was like, one moment we were hitting peak goon mode, and the next, it was just me, solo, scrolling and jerking by myself. Kinda wild.

I guess life happened, but I miss it, man. I miss that pure goon energy. Now I’m here, still on the grind, still going at it, but it’s different. It’s not the same without you in the mix. Like, I still end up on the same dumb porn we used to laugh at, and I catch myself waiting for you to bust in, but it’s just... empty. Where’d the goon energy go, bro? Guess I’m just rambling, but damn, I miss it.

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It's NOT COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how NOT COOL they are
its not ok to be the gayest on steam!!!!

-rep went duck hunting with this guy and he kept asking when he gets to ♥♥♥♥ the ducks.. When i said no and that he couldnt he kept saying he was hungry and we should leave our blind. I kept offering him every food on the planet that we had on the boat and he just kept making ♥♥♥♥ up. He even said he forgot that he had something in the oven. It came to a point where when my back was turned he would start paddling toward the nearest ramp or he would try and sneak a duck out of the cooler. came home that day 5 hours early and with 2 unedible ducks.

-rep Queued for CSGO with this dude for 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours. No joke, he didnt hit accept EVERY SINGLE TIME. Somehow he convinced me to keep queueing after the 6th time, after that i dont even know what happened. 2 hours of my life gone because he cant hit an accept button.

-rep dudes a creep. Not a smalltimer either. major creep. I heard he helped radiohead make the song creep. Very creepy. Will wear suits and ♥♥♥♥ to parties with women and sit in the corner smoking a cigar with glasses on saying "oh, the unawarefulness of the general populous, theyll never acheive the higher level of wisdom that I have"
Also dude, please stop texting my sister and ill stop texting yours. Please.