Recent reviews by Lern

"it just works" - Todd Howard 2015

i really liked the gameplay of this, if only the story was a bit longer, 10/10

i literally clicked a upside-down cross on the top-left of my screen and the power went off, either that was brilliiant thinking or just a coincidence

i dont wanna be baptized

i got a letter on that game that was talking about vore and 'meeting in lord jabu-jabus belly'

the most fun i ever had with friends was on this so 10/10

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thank you for listening to my representation of bfg division

Rust Advice: Be rootin', be tootin, and by GOD be shootin. But most of all, be not kind.

I keep forgetting why i keep uninstalling this ♥♥♥♥ game

if those sea monkeys yoink my scanner one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time i’m gonna lose it

*low health/blood-curdling scream*

*heals self*

"ahh, that felt better" in the most chill voice


10/10 would scream again