Legit? What the ♥♥♥♥ is this?
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I would like to greet two most important people in my life,
Me and Myself.

You are afraid to talk with a girl,
and the donkey from Shrek ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dragon.

True racism is how you eat a yellow Skittles.

Warm beer and cold ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

A good way to get rid of toxic people from your life,
it's being more toxic than them.