Do you actually think Zebras are real? Haha, jeez. You're joking, right? Is this one of those prank shows that record me through my webcam as I comment on something from the internet? Like, you can't be serious. Zebra's aren't real. They never have been.

"Zebra Print" became a popular textile pattern in the late 1840's and that's when your boy PT Barnum got the bright idea of taking a run of the mill horse and painting it ot have stripes. He called it a Zebra and said it was from the exotic land of "Africa" (also made up by the way, look at a real map).

ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image.

I do think it’s ultimately the potion seller’s right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it’s out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think it’s a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says “you’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions” instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight’s request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ map dont work. Stupid oven stuck me into doors and i cant finish this clearly fun map. Due to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ oven i cant learn more about giuseppe and his great son gesu. After that i think these kids are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid because when you play battleships you mark your shots on upper board but your opponent shots on bottom board on or near your ships. At all: Good map but that famili should dangle from christmas tree. I greet warmly, Me

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

yeah I've got Havana syndrome

HAVANA NOTHER BEER

Those who are from the "Cancellation Culture" should know Nintendo does not support political-social movements because they have remained neutral since the Second World War of the Japanese Empire because it is not a political company

i have two sides....
the nicest guy u'll ever know...
and twisted ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cycle path......

twas the night before christmas and there in the lot

two special cars were unseasonably hot

the bumpers were bumping, the engines were red

as one pickup truck gave another one head

as metal ground (they liked it rough)

in prime condition they stayed, built ford tough

in quiet night, their muscles flex

two pickup trucks merrily having sex

Fruit Panda Goals <3
-FACTS-

-i am a girl
-i play games occasionally
-i play Ark,Csgo, Rocket League,Dont Starve Together...ect
-i LOVE PANDA'S
-i live in ireland, i speak english.

Bardin reloaded his dual berettas, taking cover behind a rusted SUV in the parking lot. The threatening Skaven surrounded the Arby's, chittering and laughing among themselves at the humans' misfortune. Once this place of meat was turned into a chaotic nest of slaughter and/or (certainly and) misery, the humans in the south would have no source of food.

Bardin knew it was now or never, but counted his eight remaining rounds as a telltale sign of defeat. There were far too many rats to kill with a mere eight shots. Although, the sight of these damnable vermin roaming nearer to his place of birth made him angry enough to consider pommeling them into paste--paste fine enough to be used as a patty in an Arby's meal.

He wiped his brow free of sweat, took a deep breath, and swung around the SUV to once again engage this eternal enemy.

It was a like infiltration in a war. It was a like a small sword piercing through His heart. (and other lower regions of the body) It was a like magnets.
There was No resisting. No mercy. No Pants. No longer anything else mattered.

Nope, we came from Hyperborea which is inside the hollow earth, not at the north pole like the Greeks thought. Hitler was looking for the entrance before he was defeated and all the explorations canceled. This is why (((they))) are trying so hard to slow global warming, because then Antarctica melts and the Hyperborean man is united with his long-lost hollow earth brothers and purge the scum from the Earth. This is part of the Norse mythology of Ragnarok (transation: "fate of the gods", referring to the Hyperboreans) when the earth "opens up" revealing the hollow earth and the heat from inside of the earth causes all the ice to melt and flood the scum (also, Abrahamics stole this with their flood story). The Hyperborean man will retreat into the hollow earth while the scum of the earth drown, eventually returning to claim what is rightfully his as the land rises green from the waves.

If you don't believe this as the truth, you're simply wrong. It's no longer up for debate.

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Oh god oh ♥♥♥♥. Just woke up in the dead of night to kicking at my door. I think he finally found me.

I haven't practiced Spanish in 4 days. That duolingo bird is relentless.

I think this is the end for me. Adiós.

We really broke through the roof top that is comedy with this joke. We’re sky high levels of human intelligence with it. Actually, scratch that. We’re stratospheric levels of human intelligence with it. Actually, scratch that again. We’re not only just stratospheric levels with it. We’ve broken through the human brain’s mortal barriers with it. We’re slowly becoming gods. With this, truly hypogenic form of comedy we are breaking the human mind’s capabilities. Soon we will be looking at heaven from a bird’s eye view and TRULY embrace our phenomenal, godly, transcending mannerisms brought on by this joke

When I was a boy, I accidentally stepped on a bees’ nest. I was swarmed immediately, stung over and over, but it gave me a sense of power. I was a giant to them, and they were sacrificing their lives to do little to no damage to me. It was such a rush, I couldn’t help but fight back. I caught one bee at a time and either smashed their frail bodies against a tree or bit their heads off. I didn’t care if I was stung anymore. If anything, the pain only made me stronger. To this day I walk around the woods looking for bees’ nests. When I find one, I punch right through that ♥♥♥♥♥. I’ve gotten pretty good at finding the queen first, at which point I tear her in half. I like to destroy what they are fighting for first, just so they know they will die for nothing. I’ve developed somewhat of an immunity to their stings, but I kind of wish I hadn’t, as the bees were more of a worthy opponent when they could hurt me. Anyway, I’ve moved on to fire ants.

Ｇｕｅｓｓ　Ｉ＇ｌｌ　ｂｅ　Ｔｒａｃｅｒ

Ｉ＇ｍ　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ　Ｔｒａｃｅｒ

Ｗｈａｔ　ａｂｏｕｔ　Ｗｉｄｏｗ　Ｍａｋｅｒ？

Ｉ＇ｍ　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ　Ｗｉｄｏｗ　Ｍａｋｅｒ

Ｉ＇ｌｌ　ｂｅ　Ｂａｓｔｉｏｎ

Ｎｅｒｆ　Ｂａｓｔｉｏｎ！

Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ　ｒｉｇｈｔ，　ｓｏ　Ｗｉｎｓｔｏｎ？

Ｉ　ｗａｎｎａ　ｂｅ　Ｗｉｎｓｔｏｎ

Ｉ　ｇｕｅｓｓ　Ｉ＇ｌｌ　ｂｅ　Ｇｅｎｊｉ

Ｉ＇ｍ　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ　Ｇｅｎｊｉ

Ｔｈｅｎ　Ｉ＇ｌｌ　ｂｅ　ＭｃＣｒｅｅ

Ｉ　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ　ｃｈｏｓｅ　ＭｃＣｒｅｅ

To whiny Gorillaz fans PLEASE STOP (i love Gorillaz too, i was just as whiny as you like a year ago). This is Damon's music, this makes him happy. Stop pressuring a new album on him. Gorillaz takes time, it's not quick and rushed, there'd be no feeling in it. Just WAIT. And take some time and listen to this album and also Blur and appreciate it.

If you're a true fan you can easily see it in him that he's genuine and wants his fans to understand him and why he does what he does.
You'll realize in time, you'll see.

You know if you spell Thoth's name in Greek letters it's uwu. And since he's a god of Knowledge, you could legitimately say:

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uwu what's this?

If furries want to be animals so badly, it should be legal to hunt them. To pursue them into the darkest corners of the world, slaughtering them piecemeal. Giving the children of furries to real humans to be raised properly, knowing that only members of their species are suitable mates. Making the men labor until they're so sweaty they smell worse than a furry con. Letting loose every dairy cow in the world, so that their brutish role can be fulfilled by less sentient beasts: the furry women. Someday they shall be extinguished entirely, with deafening cries of joy from people of every nation and religion. But until then, they can reduce the shortage of organ donations.

Actually according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

I'll eat your ass boi

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So I bought a sex doll. Her name is Louise. The reason why I bought it, was that human women sucks. There's literally no reason to get a human girlfriend, if you can get sex doll, which always makes your fantasies true. Now you are probably laughing on me, and I know why. You are just jealous, because you have human girlfriend, who always rages ja gets crazy literally about everything. Having a sex doll is very awesome experience, and I totally understand why you are jealous.

MY SON JAKE, who’s 25, eats mayo. He’s a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He’s a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she’s not alone. Ask the young people you know their opinion of mayo, and you’ll be shocked by the depths of their emotion. Oh, there’s the occasional outlier, like Jake. But for the most part, today’s youth would sooner get their news from an actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise.

When are you going to get your due? Every day I've been praying to every god I can think of (and when I can't think of any I google a list of 'em all) that you're going to get what you deserve. I have a long, long list of things you need to be punished for, specific punishments you need to receive, but it's never enough, you never get what you deserve, and your list of crimes only keeps expanding. Why are bad people allowed to exist and keep doing bad things? Where is the order of universal law and punishment that finds you and beats you and makes you pay exactly what you owe? I'm tired. Please, please - this time, I want you to get punished. I want you to get punished now.

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

Ever since I was 3 years old, I've been shooting myself with small .380's. I have slowly but surely built up an immunity to any type of skin penetration on the outer layers. I soon get to move on to bigger, better bullets. I will not rest until I have reached peak human bullet immunity, with the .50 BMG. I still have much work to do, but currently mosquito's die at the thought of even coming near me.

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, | always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that l have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. l have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try.

I just wanted to thank you, yet again, for posting videos over the years. Being a somewhat-retired software engineer, computer-animation, CAD, CAE, military-modeler, RC fanatic, photographer, color photography dating back to Kodak BW and analog color printing and slide developing at home, musician, flight/space enthusiast, scientist, etc., you can only imagine how interesting and creative I feel your videos are. They have provided me with great inspiration, motivation, and awe, almost exactly at the time I could make the most of those emotions. Anyway, I regret I do not possess a mastery of the Russian language, and thus I am unable to read the comments. As the comments come in, perhaps I will translate some to the English language, so I can understand them. Anyway, Best Wishes, and thanks again, John.

In October 2001, Logicalia met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, ♥♥♥♥♥", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, he became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

LazyPandas was part of a hostage situation early in his childhood in which his uncle was killed; he witnessed everything and his father (uncle was on that side) was never the same. His older brother who was very close to this uncle attempted suicide twice but was never successful. Essentially it seriously screwed up his family and he was forced to deal with this at a very tender age of 7. Its 18 years later and he is trying to lead a normal life but this event always forces its way in somehow, often in the form of night terrors. The man who killed his uncle is released due to "Sexual Favors" and goes on to kill two more people before he is taken back to jail. LazyPandas quits his dead end job and becomes an attorney - ensuring that nothing like this will ever happen again. But that single event from his childhood still haunts him and his new career choice forces him to deal with similar situations on almost a daily basis. He must overcome that event to truly continue on with his life.

This panda does not have time to be on the international endangered species list!

Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your ♥♥♥♥. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any ♥♥♥♥♥.

How exactly does one get ♥♥♥♥♥ while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always ♥♥♥♥ blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows ♥♥♥♥ out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your ♥♥♥♥ off, just to ♥♥♥♥ with you.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

If I offered you $100,000 to jump out of a plane with no parachute would you do it?... I bet you said NO... But what if I told you the plane was on the ground... Moral of the story... KNOW ALL THE FACTS BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH

https://youtu.be/bKE4fV4ZKKY

damn these are some bad rats

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I notice patterns & learn your psychological mind tactics with intuition & induced-trance abilities. Attempt to fool me a third time, & I watch you end your existence.

hello sir would you be interested in purchasing a federated decentralized network of nonhierarchical free associations???

Google Has dedicated 1 Billion Dollars to giving the world free wifi access through satellites, so soon even in third world countries they will have our refurbished smartphones. All of us need funding for a Website. The Website, will be the most popular website in history. it's existence is inevitable, and the public needs it. The world needs it. The Website is a list of the world's and everyone's problems, that get prioritized to the top of its lists by (basically being voted on) with a star rating system. Imagine if everyone had access directly to our leaders instantly every day. Those in charge would know exactly what's important to everyone without any doubt whatsoever. We would have a voice that we could point to and say "look, this many people, everyday use this medium and voice their opinion, it's equal, it's fair, it's just, and everyone who wants one gets a voice".

*notices your bad rat* owo what's this

https://youtu.be/QLkeUmgY1cc?t=46

heLP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0fxoot-7c

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I love to singa
about the moon-a
and the June-a
and the spring-a

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