OMG its John Minecraft

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Collin is a very compassionate lover - but quick to judge. we had two children together and eventually filed for divorce on our third anniversary (day of) - he's very good with kids, and is an excellent stay-at-home husband and fast food heater-upper. Only real downside is his hasty, fiery attitude and demeanor - Collin is a radical, a free thinker, but forgets this applies to me and others - he pristinely and unyieldingly told me, no, demanded me to change my life (which is why the relationship ultimately ended). I've compiled a list of memorable quotes to serve as a warning(don’t my mistake ladies!):
"you shouldn't be drinking while you're pregnant - give me the jaeger now."
"I swear to god if you don't stop smoking pot around the kids we're done Collin."
"ok look i know you have some issues but a gambling addiction cannot be one of them."
"you have no style, you have no grace - you have a funny face, clean yourself up woman."