Did you ever hear the tragedy of Garfield the Cat? I thought not. It’s not a story Jon would tell you. It’s a lasagna legend.

Garfield was a lazy, yet powerful cat, so wise and so cunning, he could use his charm to manipulate anyone around him… even to create more lasagna. He had such knowledge of Jon’s weaknesses that he could even keep the kitchen fully stocked with Italian food. The Dark Side of the Fridge is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.

He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was the fridge being empty, which, eventually, of course, it was. Unfortunately, he taught Odie everything he knew, then Odie betrayed him by eating the last piece of lasagna in his sleep. Garfield never saw it coming. Ironic. He could control the fate of dinner… but not his own.

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