If I could have sex with games, there are some that would be worthy of one-night stands, some that would merit a fancy dinner beforehand and some that wouldn't even deserve a drunken fumble (lookin' at you, Infestation: Bulls**t Stories).

Bastion, though?

I would propose to that sh*t ON THE SPOT, man. Beautiful to the eye and to the soul.

...which is my slightly drunk way of saying 'buy this game'. Seriously, it's utterly brilliant. Like, my favourite game.

If I could have sex with games, there are some that would be worthy of one-night stands, some that would merit a fancy dinner beforehand and some that wouldn't even deserve a drunken fumble (lookin' at you, Infestation: Bulls**t Stories). Bastion, though? I would propose to that sh*t ON THE SPOT, man. Beautiful to the eye and to the soul. ...which is my slightly drunk way of saying 'buy this game'. Seriously, it's utterly brilliant. Like, my favourite game.