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GREENCAT 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm 
2023 is coming to a close, and so is your bank account - Sorry bro, I spent it all
GREENCAT 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm 
Happy Boxing Day
Radio 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13pm 
-rep, does not live in fiji
Cowie 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:55pm 
Much love and positivity :MHRISE_happy:
GREENCAT 21 Nov, 2022 @ 11:51am 
Hello my friend
GREENCAT 18 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm 
He's one of my realest friends
rot²a 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am 
-w-
GREENCAT 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34pm 
Bro why'd we have to end on that cliff hanger episode
GREENCAT 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am 
+rep let me marry his wife
Antleft 20 Oct, 2020 @ 4:15am 
-rep black piece of ♥♥♥♥
Radio 24 May, 2020 @ 6:36am 
+rep will trade you 1 gem for your entire steam inventory
Pop! 19 Mar, 2020 @ 4:47pm 
okay zoomer
GREENCAT 23 Feb, 2020 @ 10:22pm 
I went to the supermarket earlier today, to buy some cheese and bacon, you know? So I went up to the girl working there and she said: "Good morning, how can I help you?"

I couldn't believe this naughty ♥♥♥♥♥ was offering herself to me at 7 am, but I managed to keep myself calm and said: "Good morning. I want 300g of mozzarella cheese and 300g of bacon please."

She started working on my order, and after a while she came to me and said "Sir, I acidentally put 350g of cheese instead of 300g. Can I leave it or do you want me to take some off?"

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I couldn't believe what this slut just said. She knew I only wanted 300g of cheese, but instead of giving me what I asked for she decided to try to have sex with me. I'm gonna explain it to you: what's the difference between 300g and 350g of cheese? That's right, 50 grams. What else has 50 grams? Yes, that's the average weight of a condom packaging, and also the average amount of sperm expelled during a sexual act.
GREENCAT 1 Jan, 2020 @ 5:34am 
apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t

where were you when 2019 die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“2019 is kil”

“no”
Merc 378 29 Dec, 2019 @ 5:28am 
could you give me a knife? I'm needing to sell and buy food for my family. I live in an extremely poor country and now I don't have enough money to pay my bills, and I'm asking for your help with a simple knife, I would be extremely happy.
Silver 29 Dec, 2019 @ 5:28am 
could you give me a knife? I'm needing to sell and buy food for my family. I live in an extremely poor country and now I don't have enough money to pay my bills, and I'm asking for your help with a simple knife, I would be extremely happy.
ノSkyeヽ 22 Nov, 2019 @ 4:41pm 
:TurtleMilky:
ノSkyeヽ 17 Nov, 2019 @ 4:24pm 
You're an alcoholic
Milterria 17 Oct, 2019 @ 9:22am 
i always just :ojchicken:
GREENCAT 15 Jun, 2019 @ 3:56pm 
Slow down Krometheus, if you drink too much you get belly ache
GREENCAT 23 Nov, 2018 @ 5:14pm 
All worship the princess!
heart. 16 Jun, 2018 @ 4:28am 
the gore weirdo
Lane 7 May, 2018 @ 10:47am 
Yare-yare daze..
Definitely Not Zima 28 Apr, 2018 @ 11:36am 
y u so scared about my mic
Juamont 21 Mar, 2018 @ 6:42pm 
+rep would fondle again
 ⁿTurbo 20 Dec, 2017 @ 7:53pm 
pls leave me and my family alone