2023 is coming to a close, and so is your bank account - Sorry bro, I spent it all

Happy Boxing Day

-rep, does not live in fiji

Much love and positivity

Hello my friend

He's one of my realest friends

-w-

Bro why'd we have to end on that cliff hanger episode

+rep let me marry his wife

-rep black piece of ♥♥♥♥

+rep will trade you 1 gem for your entire steam inventory

okay zoomer

I went to the supermarket earlier today, to buy some cheese and bacon, you know? So I went up to the girl working there and she said: "Good morning, how can I help you?"

I couldn't believe this naughty ♥♥♥♥♥ was offering herself to me at 7 am, but I managed to keep myself calm and said: "Good morning. I want 300g of mozzarella cheese and 300g of bacon please."

She started working on my order, and after a while she came to me and said "Sir, I acidentally put 350g of cheese instead of 300g. Can I leave it or do you want me to take some off?"

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I couldn't believe what this slut just said. She knew I only wanted 300g of cheese, but instead of giving me what I asked for she decided to try to have sex with me. I'm gonna explain it to you: what's the difference between 300g and 350g of cheese? That's right, 50 grams. What else has 50 grams? Yes, that's the average weight of a condom packaging, and also the average amount of sperm expelled during a sexual act.

apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t

where were you when 2019 die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“2019 is kil”

“no”

could you give me a knife? I'm needing to sell and buy food for my family. I live in an extremely poor country and now I don't have enough money to pay my bills, and I'm asking for your help with a simple knife, I would be extremely happy.

could you give me a knife? I'm needing to sell and buy food for my family. I live in an extremely poor country and now I don't have enough money to pay my bills, and I'm asking for your help with a simple knife, I would be extremely happy.

:TurtleMilky:

You're an alcoholic

i always just

Slow down Krometheus, if you drink too much you get belly ache

All worship the princess!

the gore weirdo

Yare-yare daze..

y u so scared about my mic

+rep would fondle again

pls leave me and my family alone