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Kermit the Frog cause of death: Unknown.
Cause of Death: Not confirmed, but it is widely believed that the iconic amphibian was killed by a passing motorist after he darted out into traffic on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood and was struck by a car driven by an intoxicated teenager. The driver fled the scene, leaving his victim to die.
The incident gained national attention when Kermit's owner, Dr. Frank Oz, publicly announced that the beloved Muppet was "the most unique person I know." In other words, Kermit was a narcissistic jerk. No one had ever said that about him before.
Kermit's death has been attributed to a variety of causes, including anorexia nervosa, drug and alcohol addiction and even alien abduction. There are those who believe he was murdered—that he was shot by a deranged fan, or taken aboard an UFO to be probed and examined by aliens.
But none of these theories can explain what really happened to Kermit the Frog.

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