R.I.P. being bad at video games

-Ultron, est. June 2015 (my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' new gaming desktop)

I used to be known as "kiloace" 'round these here parts, but then I died.

I've since returned to the webverse under the new alias of "Kilron." Courtesy of my new computer, prepare to be owned profusely in every competitive online game and submit to your rightful pubscrub lord and master (me).

> Warning: Captain Falcon main. Anticipate showboating.

The Book of Rekt (written by Trifroze):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Kmm577Y7w

Golden Oldies (c. 2012):

You'll probably know me best from Team Fortress 2. You may also identify me by my offhand alias, OmegaDraGoon. I'm a Licensed Shazbot with a degree in Pretending To Be Good At Video Games.

I paid 5 bucks for the full version of TF2, and so far that's amounted to Valve repeatedly and unnecessarily nerfing my favorite class and my making friends with people whose faces I've never seen. Probably whom hate me very much because I'm a whiny insufferable hobo.

Cheers.

10:58 PM - [KILOS] Slaughterace: hl2.exe has stopped working. Please grab the nearest sledge hammer and drive it into Gabe Newell's forehead while singing I'm a Goofy Goober
10:59 PM - biff: never change kilo
10:59 PM - biff: never change