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"Well, you've ruined it." -count dankula

+rep fartman lol

wake up in the morning i got murder on my mind
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How do i give my child Naurto "whiskers" without hurting him?

My son is going to be born in one week and i'd like to give him whiskers that look similar to Naruto from the show. The best way i've thought of is getting a disposable scalpel and slowly making three cuts on each side of his face, then letting them scar. How can scar him like this without hurting him? I'd also like the cuts to be clean and straight but i'm worried about doing this myself, i think they will look rather good. Three scars on each side of his face but as i said, i'm worried about how much this will hurt him. Thanks.