hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

The benefits of penis-typing far outweigh the drawback of it being slower. First of all, you're standing instead of sitting for hours. This is much more healthy. Standing desks are available as well. Second, it excorcises muscles that you normally dont use, and even strenghtens the penis itself. This actually aids in preventing erectile disfunction later in life.

There are special penis keyboards (penboards) on the market that have larger keys for this practice.

signed by the god of slugs himself