John
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bERT 12 Jul @ 12:34pm 
First of all, the clitoris and urethra should just be combined into one. Guys pee out of their penises, so why don't vaginas also kill two birds with one stone? It's inefficient design. If women peed out of their clitorises, they could do so standing up, I imagine, and bathrooms would be much more efficient, just like the men's room.

Secondly, vaginas should have integral tongues. If I'm going down on a lady, I should be able to French kiss her down there. And if I've having penetrative sex, how great would it be if her vagina could lick my balls when I'm balls deep? Also, a tongue down there could help clean the lips, in the same way we lick ketchup off our lips after eating a hotdog.

Lastly, it's positioned way too low and too close to the butthole.
bERT 5 Jul @ 10:29am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
bERT 12 Jun @ 11:32am 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out penis (6.3 inche) and me like wtf men whey u have penis ? rly big -rep

GIRLS DO NOT this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP
bERT 1 Jun @ 3:11am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
bERT 13 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42am 
The benefits of penis-typing far outweigh the drawback of it being slower. First of all, you're standing instead of sitting for hours. This is much more healthy. Standing desks are available as well. Second, it excorcises muscles that you normally dont use, and even strenghtens the penis itself. This actually aids in preventing erectile disfunction later in life.

There are special penis keyboards (penboards) on the market that have larger keys for this practice.
Void 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:46am 
upa benefits lad enjoy your council house