Dear Reader,

We are deeply saddened to tell you that the request to un-♥♥♥♥ your mother has been denied. In our previous post, the local agent indicated that about 99.9% of applications are rejected and exceptions are rare.

There are several good reasons that this request was rejected. The committee will briefly explain this below.

The first and main reason that the request was rejected is because the mother-♥♥♥♥ action was completely justified. Our local agent has acted correctly and as described in the regulations.
Second, the granting factor has not benefited you. You wrote a casual and unsympathetic request to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mother. You can only make a first impression once and you completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up.

Sending another request to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mother will not be read and will be destroyed immediately. In addition, you will be placed on a so-called 'blacklist' and as punishment we will ♥♥♥♥ your mother again. If the committee still receives any form of complaint within a year, we will ♥♥♥♥ your mother on a weekly basis and no form of objection is possible.

The Committee hopes that this letter has made it clear enough. Questions or comments can be sent to the local agent.

Greeting,

The Commision.