Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit . And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters . And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear... A Mexican..armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes . And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business.
In! .
Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come...and cross...attack...these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing.
The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called: 'Two Brothers' ...
'Two Brothers'...
it's just called: